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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Sean Lange (9/5/2014)It is truly a shame. He has so much he could offer to anybody in this profession but his demeanor online has jaded me so much I instinctively...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
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September 8, 2014 at 9:30 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

SQLRNNR (9/4/2014)
Roy Ernest (9/4/2014)
So ANSI Joe is still at it? It has been a very long time since I have been to the forums.
Do we have any new ANSI...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
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September 4, 2014 at 10:15 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

SQLRNNR (9/3/2014)
Ho hum, just another data breach
http://krebsonsecurity.com/2014/09/data-nearly-all-u-s-home-depot-stores-hit/
Wondering about how this one went down.
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
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Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

September 3, 2014 at 1:09 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

SQLRNNR (8/22/2014)
In other news, what does everybody think of the Mythbusters news from last night?
That's a bummer.
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

August 22, 2014 at 11:18 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Grant Fritchey (7/23/2014)
WayneS (7/23/2014)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/22/2014)
That first one is great, Gail. And that was a great costume.
Having never been to SQLBits, what is the deal with the...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
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July 24, 2014 at 7:46 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/22/2014)
That first one is great, Gail. And that was a great costume.
Having never been to SQLBits, what is the deal with the costumes there?
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
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Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

July 23, 2014 at 7:35 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/15/2014)
Miss me?
Were you away?
Yes, you have been missed.
Oh... the posted questions are getting worse!
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
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Performance Problems
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Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

July 15, 2014 at 7:28 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

GilaMonster (7/11/2014)
*sigh* Why do people post questions in the forums and then send me PMs, occasionally multiple ones notifying me of that fact?
Why, how else would you know that he...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

July 11, 2014 at 9:16 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

SQLRNNR (7/1/2014)
Jeff Moden (6/30/2014)
Eirikur Eiriksson (6/30/2014)
jcrawf02 (6/30/2014)
[music]Jeff sees you when you're sleeping, He knows when you're awake....[/music]
...he's reading all your posts
and counting your mistakes
so you better...
😎
... sooooo, throw the packages...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

July 1, 2014 at 2:59 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

SQLRNNR (6/30/2014)
Lynn Pettis (6/29/2014)
Koen Verbeeck (6/29/2014)
Lynn Pettis (6/28/2014)
It is scary how people manage to get into working with databases and then expect others to bail them out when they are...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

July 1, 2014 at 7:21 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Lynn Pettis (6/9/2014)
jcrawf02 (6/9/2014)
Corgi's trolling, just ignore. Not a new developer, he/she will figure it out.
Curious, is the TITD actually a TITD now?
Not really. Could be if I slept...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

June 10, 2014 at 9:09 pm

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RE: Am I too young to be an SSRS report developer?

temisola1 (5/29/2014)
Thank you for your response.
How do you suggest I go about getting experience?
Volunteer with a non-profit organization.
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

May 29, 2014 at 3:07 pm

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RE: Solving the "Running Total" & "Ordinal Rank" Problems (Rewritten)

autoexcrement (5/28/2014)
Has anyone done any significant testing of the Quirky Update method in SQL Server 2008, 2012, or 2014? Does it work in those versions too?
It's easy enough to...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

May 28, 2014 at 9:50 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

rodjkidd (5/28/2014)
Koen go to Karaoke with him - then he's scary! :w00t:
Rodders...
Just thinking of Grant singing is scary!;-)
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

May 28, 2014 at 8:45 pm

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RE: Temp table limitations

Since Jason just proved that you can partition a temporary table, let's have a sub-Q0TD (no QoTD points for this):
Can you partition a table variable?
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

May 23, 2014 at 4:27 pm

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