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  • Reply To: A Fun Computer Quote

    To be honest I had choosen Matrix, when it would have been in the list.

    Didn't someone (the Oracle or the "god") said something similar regarding Agent Smith in the 3rd...

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  • Reply To: The Decoded Value

    For the sake of completeness:

    To get the original string, you need to use

    SELECT CONVERT(VARCHAR(100), BASE64_DECODE(@encoded))

    which will return 'Hello SQL Server 2025!'

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  • Reply To: T-SQL in SQL Server 2025: Fuzzy String Search I

    It's nice to have such a tool in the toolbox (just in case), but I find it hard to find a real use case.

    Maybe to compare public names as for...

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  • Reply To: SQL Server 2025 Backup Compression Algorithm

    From the conclusion in the original article:

    Keep in mind to delete all existing target backup files before you launch the next backup statement or backup job using a new compression...

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  • Reply To: The OUTPUT Clause for INSERT and DELETE Statements

    Use the OUTPUT Inserted.* INTO #tmp on an INSERT when you need the IDENTITY / NEW_ID / SEQUENCE values for the new records (e.g. for further processing / creating referencing...

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  • Reply To: A Big PK

    Before you all add now 16 other columns to your PK, please remind that you still must not have more than 900 bytes in a clustered index 🙂

    Clustered Index:

    Msg 1944,...

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  • Reply To: Think LSNs Are Unique? Think Again - Preventing Data Loss in CDC ETL

    I'm not sure, if a check for >= @start_lsn would work, when there are multiple parallel inserts, each within its own session

    E.g.

    • session 1 uses 0x001 and  is very slow...

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  • Reply To: MySQL’s BLACKHOLE Storage Engine: The Odd Feature I Wish SQL Server Shipped With

    Well, MSSQL has several mechanics that can do something similar.

    If you want to run a huge SELECT but don't care about the results open the Query Options  go to Results...

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  • Reply To: Who am I?

    When you want it 100% correct, you should use ORIGINAL_LOGIN().

    A sysadmin has the privilege to inpersonate another account (I use this sometimes to check permissions).

    And only ORIGINAL_LOGIN() would return my...

    • This reply was modified 8 months, 3 weeks ago by Thomas Franz.

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  • Reply To: PRs Are Like Trouble Tickets

    When you need to change an old procedure for the first time and decide to format it or make some other cosmetic changes, to this stuff first and check it...

    • This reply was modified 8 months, 4 weeks ago by Thomas Franz.

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  • Reply To: Using table variables in T-SQL

    IS DISTINCT FROM or its counterpart IS NOT DISTINCT FROM are added in SQL 2022 and are very handy when comparing columns that may contain NULL

    So instead of a slow

    WHERE...

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  • Reply To: Detecting Multiple Changes

    I doubt that anybody (besides some old, long retired boomer nerds that implented it decades ago) are using COLUMNS_UPDATED(), particularly since

    • you could write  UPDATE(col1) OR UPDATE(col2) OR UPDATE(col3) to...

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  • Reply To: Working with Indexes on SSMS

    Seems to be an article based primary on the output of an AI - and even the caption of the article is wrong, since SSMS is just the GUI but...

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  • Reply To: Page Compression, Unique Identifiers and Speed

    The question is incorrectly formulated.

    An INSERT on the end of a table (as with a clustered identity column) would usually just add new pages, while inserting into a table with...

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  • Reply To: The Trigger Updated Column(s)

    I wonder, if someone is really using the COLUMNS_UPDATED() function - it is way to complex for 99% of the scenarios particularly when you need to shuffle bits and had...

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