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Usually my switch corrects most things, if you press it twice. No matter what the initial setting 😉
April 3, 2016 at 8:56 am
Brandie Tarvin (4/1/2016)
Super glue doesn't help (it makes the hamsters pass out) and I'm out of duct tape.
Use the Oh-En-Oh-Eff-Eff switch.
April 1, 2016 at 9:45 am
Thanks, it was pretty cool. About 700-800 people in the room.
Made all the stress the last couple weeks getting the demos set up and working worthwhile.
April 1, 2016 at 9:11 am
I thought of this while reading the Warstrider series (#4 I think), where the IT security guy had a VR sim of activity on the network, seeing different fish or...
April 1, 2016 at 9:01 am
kaj (4/1/2016)
April 1, 2016 at 8:52 am
sschoepfer (4/1/2016)
If you liked Snow Crash you should check out Cryptonomicon or Anathem.Stephenson is great.
Cryponomicon is great. Anathem, not so much.
April 1, 2016 at 7:13 am
Brent Ozar (4/1/2016)
Totally fooled me with the title. I clicked on it in today's newsletter INSTANTLY, because I was so excited to learn how it worked. Hahaha, nice one.
😛
April 1, 2016 at 7:12 am
David.Poole (4/1/2016)
Steve your last April Fool was for SQL Server on Linux!If you can imagine it then it can be built
Not the last one, but certainly one from the past.
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Service+Broker+(SSSB)/124152/
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/SQL+Server+2014/108318/
April 1, 2016 at 7:11 am
Weird, if you do something in the db, maybe add a table, does it fail?
March 31, 2016 at 9:33 pm
Bucket list item. Made it on stage at major MS conference.

March 31, 2016 at 9:31 pm
If the database is in standby, AFAIK, it's read only. No transactions can be run here.
March 31, 2016 at 4:52 pm
djj is correct. Everything in SQL is a separate item. The login is separate from the user in a database. The permissions to objects are separate from both, as are...
March 30, 2016 at 8:52 am
This is interesting. I think it would be low priority compared to other sessions, but I would be intrigued. I think this might be a good one for the Pro-Dev...
March 30, 2016 at 7:51 am
According to Amazon's RDS docs, SSIS/RS/AS aren't on RDS. You need an EC2 or on-premise instance to run these: http://docs.aws.amazon.com/AmazonRDS/latest/UserGuide/CHAP_SQLServer.html
I did see recently that Amazon was integrating AD with AWS...
March 29, 2016 at 2:59 pm
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