Sounds like you're missing some DLLs, maybe a corrupt installation

I'd be careful of a trigger here. There might be times that I could see this not being needed.

You might want to just create a stored procedure to do this...

Cross post. Answered here: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic480069-169-1.aspx

I'm ususally a sequel user, but if I'm dealing with someone that might not be a DB type person, I might say S-Q-L so they don't think I'm talking about...

There's a createdate in the syslogins table. You can use that to get a list of names.

There's no good way to do this in SQL Server since the packages are stored in a binary format. There might be some scripts/utilties that will move them all to...

Please don't cross post. We watch all forums.

Answered here: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic480069-169-1.aspx

I thought this might fit with April Fools, since I wrote the "SQL Server on Linux" article a couple years ago.

My feeling is kind of like most of you. I...

Easy there. I let this one go, knowing it didn't really store everything, but that it would be a bit fun and I'd never heard of a YB. Heck, I...

Thanks, Phil and the secret is nose to the grindstone 😉

Michael,

That's definitely a struggle and after working remotely for 4 years, I'll say that it's hard. Prior to the Red Gate sale, I spoke 3-4 times a week with Andy,...

It's possible that you have patched the express instance and it's newer than the RTM you're installing. Not sure how you get around this other than uninstall/reinstall

Remove the guest user, don't give them access to master.

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