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RE: Give us all the features

e-ghetto (10/21/2011)
Good thoughts! Go ahead and create a "Connect Item"! 😀
I will vote for it.
Done: https://connect.microsoft.com/SQLServer/feedback/details/696092/include-all-features-in-all-editions-and-license-by-scale

October 21, 2011 at 8:55 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Jack Corbett (10/20/2011)
On a more serious note, I'd like to put together a new presentation, but I'm a bit short on ideas. Any suggestions?
Not to dissuade you, but do...

October 21, 2011 at 8:51 am

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RE: INSERT INTO

My apologies. I thought I changed the code, but must not have saved things.
The three inserts in the second table should have PKs of 1, 2, 2, which means...

October 21, 2011 at 8:48 am

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RE: Which Versions of SQL Server Do You Have?

Jo Pattyn (10/21/2011)
SQL2000 SP4 (till the hardware breaks, no DTS), SQL2005 & SQL2008 (not yet R2). All standard or express editions. Next to Oracle 9 and 10.
There's always VMs for...

October 21, 2011 at 8:41 am

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RE: Which Versions of SQL Server Do You Have?

Mauro-244882 (10/21/2011)
... And we also have 1 running sql server 7.... but that is the most reliable one! Slow but reliable 🙂
I'd think if you have any 6.5 or 7...

October 21, 2011 at 8:26 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

SQLRNNR (10/20/2011)
Apropos kilts verringert haben, habe ich meine auswahl auf zwei ... juuhuu
Just for you

October 20, 2011 at 11:39 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

jcrawf02 (10/19/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/19/2011)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo more pants
Especially as it is not becoming too cold in CO to wear anything else in the am.
are you wearing the kilt at...

October 20, 2011 at 8:52 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo more pants
Especially as it is not becoming too cold in CO to wear anything else in the am.

October 19, 2011 at 5:15 pm

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RE: Query

You haven't well explained what you are looking for, nor have you attempted anything. We are here to help, and happy to help. We are not here to do all...

October 19, 2011 at 4:33 pm

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RE: database file size growing but rows / tables not

The backup file is the truest indicator of data pages/extents. Whatever is being reported by the *_spaceused procs is incorrect somehow.
I wonder if you have some other structures, perhaps in...

October 19, 2011 at 10:37 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Stefan Krzywicki (10/19/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/19/2011)
Harold and Kumar get pantsed.
Isn't that one of their actual movies at this point?
Hey, I like Harold and Kumar. They entertain me with their over the...

October 19, 2011 at 10:24 am

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RE: Retiring DB

I think that Dev has a good list. The thing I might do as well is take the script you have for jobs/logins/etc and stick it in an admin table...

October 19, 2011 at 10:21 am

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RE: Protecting Data

Doh! spellcheckers and proofreaders fail me.
My typo has been corrected.

October 19, 2011 at 10:18 am

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the editor,
and we're talking about (bleep)ing pants.
I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about (bleep) pants,
not SQL Server, not Integration Services,...

October 18, 2011 at 5:32 pm

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RE: Give us all the features

Revenant (10/18/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/18/2011)
Revenant (10/17/2011)
It has nothing to do with engineers in the Servers and Tools Division and in support (ECO).
Sorry.
Not sure I implied it did. It's...

October 18, 2011 at 10:56 am

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