You know why it's called Crystal...

Grant - just reading your wordpress blog - it strikes me that I'm missing some skills in monitoring SSRS and SSIS using XE... might be...

Grant - just reading your wordpress blog - it strikes me that I'm missing some skills in monitoring SSRS and SSIS using XE... might be a nice topic

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Yes, society's [response] to the Corona...

so about telecommuting, do sql folks typically vpn to their desktop and run queries from there, or do you have ssms locally and run queries locally with the sql connection...

yeah question was a mess. I did pick "cannot be a variable" even though I'm pretty sure I used a variable for the backup command before.

Not a big deal for...

And for petes sake, wash your hands...

When working with SP inside a .net project feels like Blackbox development. The Code you write looks like it assumes too much and needs a magic trust to...

I (occasionally) work with an app like that, thousands of tables,  no foreign key constraints, even better, if you add an index to a table, the next build will helpfully...

I don't think you have to respect people in order to do a good job for them, or with them for that matter. Some people are virtually impossible to...

A post on twitter is called a "tweet".

A user of the service is called a "twit".

Using the service while at work is called "twerking".

Hold the phone here... inserting 5000, 10000, 15000 rows isn't a large, time consuming task for SQL Server.  Why do you think you need to "chunk" the data in...

Yeah, the "biztalk developer" here lasted less than two weeks. Any chance you could shoot me a message with the kind of questions you ask in an interview, I'm...

I confess that I didn't know how to take a native backup for the longest time during my first DBA job. I googled the syntax, wrote the stored procedures for...