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  • RE: The Bones of SQL - The Holiday Table

    I've had chance to look over what I did before and it's more a case of over-complicated in places rather than shocking. It only actually looks a mess, rather...

  • RE: The Bones of SQL - The Holiday Table

    Christmas Day and New Year's Day always fall on the same date but the holiday may not actually fall on that day. In the UK, Christmas Day and Boxing...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jasona.work (9/16/2016)


    Thom A (9/16/2016)


    ThomasRushton (9/16/2016)


    These posts offering ways to get rid of weight loss? What? Eat more SPAM. Eat more pies. Icecream. Cakes.

    All works for...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (9/13/2016)


    drew.allen (9/13/2016)


    I think someone is in way over their head. Maybe we should just tell him to find another line of work.

    Drew

    Who?

    He's busted me...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (9/8/2016)


    If any of you carnivores haven't tried "lacquered" bacon, you're missing a treat!

    Edited to add:

    You can't divide by zero...

    You can't divide by zero...

    You can't divide by zero...

    You...

  • RE: You know what we really need? Better interpersonal communication

    manie (9/8/2016)


    Gary Varga (9/8/2016)


    manie (9/8/2016)


    ...The only way to get this right is practise, practise and practise.

    This is your advice for getting in trouble with ones wife??? :laugh:

    What? Have you got...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sean Lange (9/6/2016)

    I tried my hand at curing my own bacon for the first time. It came out of the cure Saturday morning and hit the smoker later on Saturday....

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    TomThomson (9/6/2016)


    Revenant (9/5/2016)


    Treat

    Trick

    Cheap

  • RE: Will It Compress?

    Carlo Romagnano (9/2/2016)


    SPARSE is not a datatype but a property.....

    +1

    There's nothing in the question that suggests that there are SPARSE columns. It's not something that would jump out...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Prefect

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    TomThomson (8/17/2016)


    tindog (8/17/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)


    Luis Cazares (8/17/2016)


    Brandie Tarvin (8/17/2016)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (8/17/2016)


    BrainDonor (8/17/2016)


    ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)


    We have git hubs all over the UK. They're also known as Weatherspoons.

    You owe me a new keyboard...

    😀

    ...just managed...

  • RE: remove duplicate values in a view , without affecting main tables

    joanna.seldon (8/4/2016)


    I basically wish to say if, you see if VehicleID >2 (Duplicate), keep record with VehicleType CAR and not return Train record

    please help within the view

    What do...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (8/4/2016)


    Phil Parkin (8/4/2016)


    SSIS can run procs in parallel, no problem.

    Or threading through PowerShell.

    That's a bit scary. The many-headed political monster would need an awful lot of persuading...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I've just done a bit of testing with that and what was running in six hours, will run in an hour and a half, with no code changes.

    It's...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Phil Parkin (8/4/2016)


    BWFC (8/4/2016)


    Really sorry for a techie question on here but I'm not sure that this is worth a thread of its own.

    When calling multiple stored procs from another,...

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