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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Prefect

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    August 25, 2016 at 4:53 am

    #1897428

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    TomThomson (8/17/2016)

    tindog (8/17/2016)

    ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)

    Luis Cazares (8/17/2016)

    Brandie Tarvin (8/17/2016)

    Eirikur Eiriksson (8/17/2016)

    BrainDonor (8/17/2016)

    ChrisM@Work (8/17/2016)

    We have git hubs all over the UK. They're also known as Weatherspoons.

    You owe me a new keyboard...

    đŸ˜€

    ...just managed...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    August 18, 2016 at 2:54 am

    #1896091

  • RE: remove duplicate values in a view , without affecting main tables

    joanna.seldon (8/4/2016)

    I basically wish to say if, you see if VehicleID >2 (Duplicate), keep record with VehicleType CAR and not return Train record

    please help within the view

    What do...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    August 4, 2016 at 9:00 am

    #1893829

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (8/4/2016)

    Phil Parkin (8/4/2016)

    SSIS can run procs in parallel, no problem.

    Or threading through PowerShell.

    That's a bit scary. The many-headed political monster would need an awful lot of persuading...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    August 4, 2016 at 7:14 am

    #1893763

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I've just done a bit of testing with that and what was running in six hours, will run in an hour and a half, with no code changes.

    It's...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    August 4, 2016 at 6:38 am

    #1893743

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Phil Parkin (8/4/2016)

    BWFC (8/4/2016)

    Really sorry for a techie question on here but I'm not sure that this is worth a thread of its own.

    When calling multiple stored procs from another,...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    August 4, 2016 at 5:58 am

    #1893731

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Really sorry for a techie question on here but I'm not sure that this is worth a thread of its own.

    When calling multiple stored procs from another, they executed consecutively...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    August 4, 2016 at 5:45 am

    #1893727

  • RE: remove duplicate values in a view , without affecting main tables

    joanna.seldon (8/4/2016)

    I just need at the end of the view remove the records where if StudentTransportOrder has two instances of the same VehicleID, keep record of the VehicleType = Car...so...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    August 4, 2016 at 5:17 am

    #1893719

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (8/3/2016)

    Lynn Pettis (8/3/2016)

    Is the code I wrote here really that sophisticated, or is it that I have been doing this so long that for me it...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    August 4, 2016 at 1:18 am

    #1893676

  • RE: Temp Table Foreign Keys

    Define successfully; if there's a warning generated and something, that could be critical, is not done, is that successful? The right answer is right but I don't think it's...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    August 2, 2016 at 12:57 am

    #1893118

  • RE: How Far Have You Traveled for a SQL Saturday?

    Gary Varga (7/29/2016)

    Hugo Kornelis (7/29/2016)

    ...I am aware that speakers have a different view of the conference world...I do believe that it is good to have a rule that prevents multiple...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    July 29, 2016 at 4:14 am

    #1892598

  • RE: How Far Have You Traveled for a SQL Saturday?

    I think some of it is relative to the country where the events are held. In the UK, 90 miles is considered a long way but in some countries...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    July 29, 2016 at 3:20 am

    #1892595

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Is anybody else, apart from Hugo, going to be at SQL Saturday Manchester tomorrow?

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    July 22, 2016 at 6:42 am

    #1891539

  • RE: Exclude zero till get first nonzero value.(use cte or select)

    You're welcome. What did you use to order the rows?

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    July 21, 2016 at 7:09 am

    #1891306

  • RE: Exclude zero till get first nonzero value.(use cte or select)

    I've assumed that there is a column indicating when row was inserted. I also taken you literally and assumed that non-zero could be a negative rather than just greater...

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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    July 21, 2016 at 6:28 am

    #1891291

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