Jeff Moden

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RE: Removing stored procedures to move to cloud

Steve Jones - SSC Editor - Monday, May 7, 2018 9:25 AM
Jeff Moden - Monday, May 7,...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

May 7, 2018 at 11:18 am

#1989547
RE: Number of Days between two Day Names

patrickmcginnis59 10839 - Monday, May 7, 2018 8:16 AM
ScottPletcher - Monday, May 7, 2018 7:58 AM
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

May 7, 2018 at 8:53 am

#1989520
RE: Removing stored procedures to move to cloud

sgmunson - Monday, May 7, 2018 6:56 AM
Orlando Colamatteo - Saturday, May 5, 2018 6:44 AM
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

May 7, 2018 at 7:34 am

#1989498
RE: The SQL Joke Thread

TitusCrews - Monday, May 7, 2018 6:55 AM
A guy was smoking and puffing smoke rings in the air..
His girlfriend gets irritated with...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

May 7, 2018 at 6:59 am

#1989494
RE: our Brother Technical Support Number +1-833-445-7444 USA

techprinter3 - Monday, May 7, 2018 4:53 AM
If youâ€™re printer just died or completely stopped working, no need to worry. You can...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

May 7, 2018 at 6:56 am

#1989492
RE: Number of Days between two Day Names

David Burrows - Sunday, May 6, 2018 3:11 AM
Wow this thread went a bit sideways 🙁
It was a fun post. Patrick...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

May 6, 2018 at 9:12 pm

#1989453
RE: The Technology Journey to Disaster

Sergiy - Sunday, May 6, 2018 7:09 AM
Jeff Moden - Sunday, May 6, 2018 12:22 AM
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

May 6, 2018 at 9:07 pm

#1989452
RE: The Technology Journey to Disaster

I had a boss that said "If you never make a mistake, then I'm not pushing you hard enough".
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

May 6, 2018 at 12:22 am

#1989418
RE: Number of Days between two Day Names

patrickmcginnis59 10839 - Saturday, May 5, 2018 5:19 PM
Jeff Moden - Saturday, May 5, 2018 5:00 PM
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

May 6, 2018 at 12:01 am

#1989417
RE: Number of Days between two Day Names

patrickmcginnis59 10839 - Saturday, May 5, 2018 4:44 PM
Jeff Moden - Saturday, May 5, 2018 4:21 PM
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

May 5, 2018 at 5:00 pm

#1989409
RE: Number of Days between two Day Names

patrickmcginnis59 10839 - Saturday, May 5, 2018 3:45 PM
Jeff Moden - Saturday, May 5, 2018 3:32 PM
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

May 5, 2018 at 4:21 pm

#1989407
RE: Pride in Azure SQL Database

While I agree that this all sounds absolutely wonderful, I wonder how much pride there will be when they do an automatic upgrade that has the same effect as 2014...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

May 5, 2018 at 4:13 pm

#1989406
RE: Number of Days between two Day Names

patrickmcginnis59 10839 - Saturday, May 5, 2018 3:25 PM
Jeff Moden - Saturday, May 5, 2018 3:22 PM
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

May 5, 2018 at 3:32 pm

#1989404
RE: Number of Days between two Day Names

patrickmcginnis59 10839 - Saturday, May 5, 2018 2:49 PM
Jeff Moden - Saturday, May 5, 2018 2:34 PM
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

May 5, 2018 at 3:22 pm

#1989402
RE: Number of Days between two Day Names

patrickmcginnis59 10839 - Saturday, May 5, 2018 2:11 PM
Jeff Moden - Saturday, May 5, 2018 1:38 PM
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

May 5, 2018 at 2:34 pm

#1989400

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