Jeff Moden

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RE: Server clock synchronization with cool options and futures.

Heh... then look up anything by the user known as "Rog Pike"... 😉 A bit more than casual spam.
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

December 25, 2007 at 11:27 am

#762620
RE: Creating dynamic variables in Stored procedure?

Ummmm... Not quite true... you can pass in a single delimited variable with named parameter pairs using either a delimited string or XML and split it in the proc....
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

December 25, 2007 at 11:24 am

#762619
RE: Adding a dynamic incremental column

Perfect... thanks for the feedback, Serqiy! And, long time no see... Happy holidays!
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

December 25, 2007 at 11:18 am

#762618
RE: The Twleve Days of Christmas

Heh... you're a sick man, Mr. Jones! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

December 25, 2007 at 12:21 am

#762599
RE: Forgot Paassword for SQL Server

Heh... still at it even late on Christmas Eve, huh, Steve?
Merry Christmas, my friend...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

December 24, 2007 at 4:51 pm

#762591
RE: Forgot Paassword for SQL Server

Provided that you haven't disabled the built in administrator account...
Log into the WINDOWS server as the Administrator of the server.
Open Query Analyzer using the Windows NT authentication mode.
Run sp_password to...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

December 24, 2007 at 3:42 pm

#762588
RE: Alter / Update a Stored Procedure from within ASP.NET

I'm basically wanting to write an in house app that will update my stored procedures across many databases that we have.
What do you want to do to the stored procedures?...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

December 24, 2007 at 2:59 pm

#762587
RE: SQL newbie looking for Indexing advise

I'll go a little further to help practicing on indexes... here's how to build a million row table of test data... the details are in the comments...
--===== Create and populate...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

December 24, 2007 at 10:43 am

#762572
RE: Throw an error/exception from a function

Just do a SELECT 1/0.... trust me, it'll throw an error 😉
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

December 23, 2007 at 11:30 pm

#762491
RE: Adding a dynamic incremental column

Correct... If the IDENTITY column is the last column, you wouldn't need a list of columns in the INSERT clause.
Heh... I've got a real live appreciation for being a bit...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

December 23, 2007 at 10:59 pm

#762486
RE: Adding a dynamic incremental column

Absinthe (12/23/2007)
Actually we have 2 differnt issues here:
1.
I was not saying that the code was fast, merely that it specifically satisfied the described problem of doing it inline without...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

December 23, 2007 at 7:07 pm

#762475
RE: strange result in stored procedure or PROBLEM

C'mon, Midan... this one is easy. Figure it out. If you're returning a column you don't want, then remove it from the SELECT list!
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

December 23, 2007 at 6:37 pm

#762472
RE: Adding a dynamic incremental column

Here's an example of how bad your "gee-whiz" factor code is... first, create the following test table... yeah, I know... It uses SELECT INTO... just do it...
--===== Create and populate...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

December 23, 2007 at 5:58 pm

#762468
RE: Adding a dynamic incremental column

Not worth the risk? What risk? I think you're over reacting to "Clone SQL Advise". SELECT INTO will create a new table with a million rows in...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

December 23, 2007 at 5:19 pm

#762466
RE: Disabling timestamp column

Why? And, pretty sure it's not possible.
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

December 23, 2007 at 5:15 pm

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