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Reply To: What is ChatGPT – Is it the rise of the Skynet era?
Daniel Calbimonte wrote:It is not smart enough yet, but compared with Cortana, Siri, and Alexa, this is by far the smartest robot.
While I agree with that, the comparison that just came...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: What is ChatGPT – Is it the rise of the Skynet era?
mpaliev wrote:But I wonder what happens what it get access to the internet ...
Probably the same thing as what has happened to humans (which I already have some good proof...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: What is ChatGPT – Is it the rise of the Skynet era?
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: Hidden Formatting Troubles with STR() (SQL Spackle)
David Dubois wrote:Fun fact: Your article reveals an error in how SQL Server casts numeric to float.
STR(.922337203685477580,19,19) should end in 776, but it ends with 777.
Further investigation shows that cast(.922337203685477580 to...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: DBCC CHECKDB and Backup Database
BTW... if you want a super early warning for something that has gone wrong with pages being used in a database, consider setting up a job that checks the suspect_pages...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: DBCC CHECKDB and Backup Database
Ok.. I've checked the code you provided for both the DBCC CHECKDB and the Backups. There are some serious opportunities for improvement in both...
With regards to the code provided for...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: Trying to get results back from 12 month ago thru 18 months ago from todays date
And thank you for the kind feedback!
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: Trying to get results back from 12 month ago thru 18 months ago from todays date
Sorry... duplicate post deleted.
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: Trying to get results back from 12 month ago thru 18 months ago from todays date
Welcome aboard!
Rather than me explaining the things in the code that I demo, here are some references that do a better job than I could do. Code specific to your...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally) -
Reply To: Split field to top 4
Freakin' awesome test post, Jonathan. Well done, good Sir!!! This also proves something else... code written to do a specific task is highly likely to blow generic methods out of...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: Split field to top 4
Jeffs1977 wrote:I need to split the column 'DiagnosisCodes' into 4 new columns 'Diagnosis1', 'Diagnosis2', 'Diagnosis3' and 'Diagnosis4' for the unique ChartProcedureId's. If they add more DiagnosisCodes, I only need the...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: Split field to top 4
Jonathan AC Roberts wrote:Jeff Moden wrote:Jonathan AC Roberts wrote:I think you can beat any splitting function by splitting in code with no need for aggregation.
As there are only a maximum of 4 values you can...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: DBCC CHECKDB and Backup Database
That's one of the reasons why I want to see both the Backup and DBCC commands that are being used. We don't know what the OP is actually using.
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: Constant Learning
Heh... the previous post was SPAM about a "diet plan" that recommended ingesting cotton balls as part of the diet. I agree that's a bit ridiculous.
In that same vein, you...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
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Reply To: DBCC CHECKDB and Backup Database
To start with, please post one of the actual backup commands that gets executed. Obfuscate the name of the database and any machine names the command may contain but don't...
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
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