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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (3/26/2010)


    Years ago at an employer in Denver we had three servers: Oddball, Moriarity, and Crapgame. These were the original servers we started with when we were looking...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Dixie Flatline (3/26/2010)


    Lynn, I assume it would be unhelpful for me to join that discussion and suggest indentured servitude?

    Damn, choking to death, would be SOM if I had anything...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Kit G (3/26/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (3/26/2010)


    Paul White NZ (3/26/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (3/26/2010)


    Think she'll catch the reference to Kelly's Heroes?

    Wasn't Oddball the one that complained about 'all the negative waves, man?'

    I forget who...

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  • RE: The Missing Certification

    Gift Peddie (3/26/2010)[hrI am an oddball because I am pointing out the flaws of what you are proposing, I am documenting my objection to an invalid proposal on technical grounds.

    PMP...

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  • RE: The Missing Certification

    dma-669038 (3/26/2010)


    The limitation of being in the technical field itself is that technical knowledge is difficult to muster without real world practical experience. That is perhaps why people who do...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (3/26/2010)


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    Lynn Pettis (3/26/2010)


    I know enough about basketball to teach kids to dribble, pass, and shoot. Tactics, maybe man-to-man defense at a limited level.

    I can play pick-up...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: The Missing Certification

    I would think as long as you can define the experience you're looking for, you could require employer certification of that checklist.

    What happens if you're in a position that doesn't...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (3/26/2010)


    I know enough about basketball to teach kids to dribble, pass, and shoot. Tactics, maybe man-to-man defense at a limited level.

    I can play pick-up basketball when the...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (3/26/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (3/26/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (3/26/2010)


    Going to SQLSaturday #29 in Birmingham, AL. I must remember to disable notification from 2 threads tonight.

    Why, don't want to come back and...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (3/26/2010)


    Lynn, you opened up a big old can.

    Not sure he was the one that opened it...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gianluca Sartori (3/26/2010)


    Paul White NZ (3/26/2010)


    Gianluca Sartori (3/26/2010)


    When I received it I saw it was shipped from Auckland, NZ!!! That's why it took so long!

    Hey! Don't go blaming Auckland!...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Paul White NZ (3/26/2010)


    Gianluca Sartori (3/26/2010)


    When I received it I saw it was shipped from Auckland, NZ!!! That's why it took so long!

    Hey! Don't go blaming Auckland! :crazy::angry:

    (joke)

    So Paul,...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • RE: Hunting and Gathering

    Twitter, #sqlhelp hashtag. Some of the folks who wrote BOL might respond and clarify the issue for you.

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  • RE: Hunting and Gathering

    Raju Lalvani (3/26/2010)


    It is rather strange that our faith in answers posted on the internet are taken as "Gospel Truth" :-). We generally pick up the first few answers returned...

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  • RE: Hunting and Gathering

    paul s-306273 (3/26/2010)


    "have you tried switching if off and on again" (the last one is a joke, of course).

    That does work sometimes!

    treating the symptom, not the disease...

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