You know a topic is going in a bad direction when Gail starts copying-and-pasting a previous reply from the same topic...

Vogon

Lynn Pettis (7/1/2015)

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How do people keep their jobs when it is obvious they are dependent on the good will of strangers on the internet to diagnose and resolve database issues,...

Sean Lange (7/1/2015)

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jasona.work (7/1/2015)

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Man, I hate the week leading up to a 3-day weekend like this...

Half the people (the smart ones?) take the other 4 days off, and the people...

Man, I hate the week leading up to a 3-day weekend like this...

Half the people (the smart ones?) take the other 4 days off, and the people who don't, probably...

Brandie Tarvin (7/1/2015)

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I have a Patented Wet Noodle<tm>(c), Sir,...

Yes

(That was the correct answer to your question, right? :hehe:)

Cool, I'll give that a try tomorrow.

Thanks Jeff!

GilaMonster (6/26/2015)

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jasona.work (6/26/2015)

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OK, I've tried to make out the title of the Shadowrun book on the shelf, and had no luck. I *know* it's one of the older ones,...

Yeah, I'm the opposite. Nearly aced the Admin portion, having a devil of a time on implement DW...

OK, I've tried to make out the title of the Shadowrun book on the shelf, and had no luck. I *know* it's one of...

Luis Cazares (6/24/2015)

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jasona.work (6/24/2015)

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Why, oh why does it have to be such a nice day out, and me stuck here at work...

I've gone for a walk around the campus to...

Why, oh why does it have to be such a nice day out, and me stuck here at work...

I've gone for a walk around the campus to try to keep...

SQLRNNR (6/22/2015)

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jasona.work (6/16/2015)

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So, been playing with using Extended Events to track use of deprecated features before we migrate to SQL2012. I'll admit to cheating and creating the session in...

Brandie Tarvin (6/19/2015)

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GilaMonster (6/19/2015)

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As an...