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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    So on my way in to work this morning, the news station I listen to has a brief story about a local Toyota dealer running a "promotion." On hearing...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (11/24/2015)


    jasona.work (11/24/2015)


    GilaMonster (11/24/2015)


    jasona.work (11/24/2015)


    ThomasRushton (11/24/2015)


    Me, I'm heading down the path of nuking the server completely. But I'm in the wonderful world of being able to rebuild and...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (11/24/2015)


    jasona.work (11/24/2015)


    ThomasRushton (11/24/2015)


    Me, I'm heading down the path of nuking the server completely. But I'm in the wonderful world of being able to rebuild and redeploy a server...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    ThomasRushton (11/24/2015)


    Ed Wagner (11/23/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (11/23/2015)


    I have the simplest error-handling method in the universe:

    Is there an error?

    DROP DATABASE <problemDB>;

    Done.

    I like that. Perhaps a more individualized approach would be to...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    TomThomson (11/20/2015)


    jasona.work (11/19/2015)


    Just for Jeff Moden:

    How to get the date from SQL Server.

    Sample data required: None

    Queries:

    SELECT SYSDATETIME();

    SELECT SYSDATETIMEOFFSET();

    SELECT SYSUTCDATETIME();

    SELECT CURRENT_TIMESTAMP();

    SELECT GETDATE();

    SELECT GETUTCDATE();

    :hehe:

    Was the syntax error deliverate? :hehe:

    Of course...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    So, it's looking like we're going to get our first snow of the year tomorrow night or so...

    3-6", and it looks like they're predicting it'll be that nasty rain /...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Looks like the spam bomb went off this morning...

    Ugh...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ooo! An even better way (and gauarnteed to tick off people!)

    exec sp_configure 'show advanced options', 1;

    reconfigure;

    exec sp_configure 'xp_cmdshell', 1;

    exec sp_configure 'show advanced options', 0;

    reconfigure;

    exec xp_cmdshell 'echo %date%'

    exec xp_cmdshell 'echo...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Luis Cazares (11/19/2015)


    jasona.work (11/19/2015)


    I was going to post this over in Steve's call for Good Basic T-SQL Exercises but decided not to pollute the topic with fluff...

    So I'm posting it...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I was going to post this over in Steve's call for Good Basic T-SQL Exercises but decided not to pollute the topic with fluff...

    So I'm posting it here...

    Just for Jeff...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Phil Parkin (11/18/2015)


    Jack Corbett (11/18/2015)


    jasona.work (11/18/2015)


    Luis Cazares (11/18/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (11/18/2015)


    robert.sterbal 56890 (11/18/2015)


    Luis Cazares (11/18/2015)


    Why should we consider using hashtags? Is there any benefit on that? The forum software...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Luis Cazares (11/18/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (11/18/2015)


    robert.sterbal 56890 (11/18/2015)


    Luis Cazares (11/18/2015)


    Why should we consider using hashtags? Is there any benefit on that? The forum software won't recognize them, I'm not sure if...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (11/17/2015)


    jasona.work (11/17/2015)


    I love it when I'm poking through topics that sound interesting, and come across something I've not done / seen before. Which then leads me down...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I love it when I'm poking through topics that sound interesting, and come across something I've not done / seen before. Which then leads me down a rabbit hole...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (11/13/2015)


    Ah... the "blood in my eyes" caused me to misread Jason's post. I thought he meant something else.

    Yes. It was a hot post and I didn't...

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