Brandie Tarvin (3/23/2016)

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jasona.work (3/23/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (3/23/2016)

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GAH.

Late night release last night. The vendor copied and pasted SQL code from a Word doc into the T-SQL job step. Of course the single...

Brandie Tarvin (3/23/2016)

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GAH.

Late night release last night. The vendor copied and pasted SQL code from a Word doc into the T-SQL job step. Of course the single quotes are "smart...

Lynn Pettis (3/21/2016)

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Okay, my daughter and I are in Providence, RI. We were scheduled to do campus visit at Johnson & Wales University this morning but they called yesterday...

Jeff Moden (3/16/2016)

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On the serious side, I wouldn't give a user or application the privs to run a job directly. Neither would I give them the ability to run...

Ed Wagner (3/16/2016)

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jasona.work (3/16/2016)

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Shoot me, please, just shoot me...

So, several (most) of my servers have silly-small C:\ drives for the OS. This hasn't been a problem until recently, now...

Shoot me, please, just shoot me...

So, several (most) of my servers have silly-small C:\ drives for the OS. This hasn't been a problem until recently, now those drives are...

SQLRNNR (3/15/2016)

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GilaMonster (3/15/2016)

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Ed Wagner (3/15/2016)

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GilaMonster (3/15/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (3/15/2016)

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In a change of subject, anyone else find it odd that someone would claim that the proper way of doing a SQL thing...

Reading the SQL2016 release notes, and especially Jeffs' comments here[/url], I'm wondering if maybe MS didn't bother to set up their string splitter with the capability of numbering the output...

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (3/15/2016)

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JustMarie (3/15/2016)

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (3/15/2016)

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I'm sad today

One bit of advice. Work with your body shop to make sure that the repairs come under...

The important thing is, no one was seriously hurt.

Sean Lange (3/15/2016)

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jasona.work (3/15/2016)

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Is this the end?

Will Jeff Moden be able to stop work on his string splitter??

Will Batman be able to get rid of the bomb before it blows...

Is this the end?

Will Jeff Moden be able to stop work on his string splitter??

Will Batman be able to get rid of the bomb before it blows up?!?!

Tune in next...

My first (well second) thought when I saw the announcement was MS was pulling a *long* running April Fools gag...

My third thought was that my old boss (a serious FOSS...

Gah...

I forgot how long it can take to update a VM, especially when you're being stingy (it's only going to be hosting the controller software for my new in-home wifi...

A couple people have commented on this elsewhere, but what the heck...

https://blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2016/03/07/announcing-sql-server-on-linux/

To paraphrase a bit:

Dr. Peter Venkman: This server is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

DBA: What do you...