Man, my music tastes go all over the place...

Listening to my playlist on my phone today, just went from Dragonforce, now I'm listening to an Alex Band tune w/Santana, and...

While this may not help with your having to open and close the files before importing, you might be able to get Office off your server by installing the Microsoft...

SQLRNNR (2/24/2016)

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GilaMonster (2/24/2016)

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jasona.work (2/24/2016)

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http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1763775-3412-1.aspx

/Me leans back, grabs bucket of popcorn

Sure sounds like Gail answered the original question, yet for some reason the OP decided to focus on the comments about...

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1763775-3412-1.aspx

/Me leans back, grabs bucket of popcorn

Sure sounds like Gail answered the original question, yet for some reason the OP decided to focus on the comments about performance...

DATABASE_PERMISSION_CHANGE_GROUP - Replaces Trace Event 102Audit Database Scope GDR Event

SCHEMA_OBJECT_PERMISSION_CHANGE_GROUP - Replaces Trace Event 103Audit Schema Object GDR Event

SERVER_PRINCIPAL_CHANGE_GROUP- Replaces Trace Event 104Audit Addlogin Event

SERVER_PRINCIPAL_CHANGE_GROUP- Replaces Trace Event 106Audit Login...

So a question to everyone: Would you prefer if someone posts a quick "reported as spam" reply to the spam topics after they report them, or nothing? I...

djj (2/23/2016)

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Jeff Moden (2/22/2016)

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Like I said, no need to pile on. Just be silently amazed that people like this feel slighted if you don't offer them a job as...

If you like SF, "Redshirts" by John Scalzi

For a bit more militaristic bent of SF, John Ringos' series: "Live Free or Die," "Citadel," and "The Hot Gate" (The "Troy Rising"...

Jeff Moden (2/19/2016)

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SQLRNNR (2/19/2016)

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Yeah. They are trying to prove to...

(It's been quite a...

I had to resist giving this poster truly horrific advice: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1762515-2799-1.aspx

I was so, so tempted to tell him something like "stop the SQL Server service, then delete the log file!"

I'm...

Maxer (2/18/2016)

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Long story short the infrastructure group seems to think that VM snapshots are all we need for SQL backups.

This concerns me for countless reasons, the least of which is...

Sean Lange (2/18/2016)

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Just kill me now. I have been working on a pretty large and complicated ETL process for the past couple months to support our new ERP that we...

Seeing as your employer is the same as my employer (or at least I think it is,) that's what people in the "real world"...

SQLRNNR (2/16/2016)

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Luis Cazares (2/16/2016)

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SQLRNNR (2/16/2016)

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Sean Lange (2/16/2016)

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Luis Cazares (2/16/2016)

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Sean Lange (2/16/2016)

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Luis Cazares (2/16/2016)

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I might have lost my composure in my last reply.

I wonder if Java developers go to C#...