SQLRNNR (3/15/2016)

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GilaMonster (3/15/2016)

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Ed Wagner (3/15/2016)

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GilaMonster (3/15/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (3/15/2016)

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In a change of subject, anyone else find it odd that someone would claim that the proper way of doing a SQL thing...

Reading the SQL2016 release notes, and especially Jeffs' comments here[/url], I'm wondering if maybe MS didn't bother to set up their string splitter with the capability of numbering the output...

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (3/15/2016)

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JustMarie (3/15/2016)

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (3/15/2016)

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I'm sad today

One bit of advice. Work with your body shop to make sure that the repairs come under...

The important thing is, no one was seriously hurt.

Sean Lange (3/15/2016)

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jasona.work (3/15/2016)

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Is this the end?

Will Jeff Moden be able to stop work on his string splitter??

Will Batman be able to get rid of the bomb before it blows...

Is this the end?

Will Jeff Moden be able to stop work on his string splitter??

Will Batman be able to get rid of the bomb before it blows up?!?!

Tune in next...

My first (well second) thought when I saw the announcement was MS was pulling a *long* running April Fools gag...

My third thought was that my old boss (a serious FOSS...

Gah...

I forgot how long it can take to update a VM, especially when you're being stingy (it's only going to be hosting the controller software for my new in-home wifi...

A couple people have commented on this elsewhere, but what the heck...

https://blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2016/03/07/announcing-sql-server-on-linux/

To paraphrase a bit:

Dr. Peter Venkman: This server is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

DBA: What do you...

Try explicitly granting the service account Full Control to the folder on the new drive, rather than the root of the drive. I believe, even if a login has...

I'll shoot the concierge an e-mail tonight. At the moment, I'm just trying to get a rough idea as to the price, so I can look at budgeting for...

WayneS (3/4/2016)

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jasona.work (3/4/2016)

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I suppose I could toss this question into it's own topic, but meh...

To anyone who has gone on any of the previous SQL Cruises, if you brought your...

gijs.wuyts (3/4/2016)

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thanks for the many answers. I will try that backup method first

My goal is to run a query to extrqct the data that I need, and use this...

I suppose I could toss this question into it's own topic, but meh...

To anyone who has gone on any of the previous SQL Cruises, if you brought your SO along,...

ThomasRushton (3/2/2016)

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At the last place, I put a seconds-to-end-of-contract countdown in my PowerShell prompt.

$([Convert]::ToInt32(([datetime]'2016-01-08 16:30' - (get-date)).duration().TotalSeconds))

That was the latest in my stream of various countdown apps. Previously I'd...