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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (4/1/2009)


    Hey Bob! He's back!

    And double-posting!

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  • RE: STORE PROCEDURE CODES

    I'm afraid I don't follow what you're trying to do. What precisely do you mean by "I want to capture a case"? Are you talking about logging something,...

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  • RE: From the Real World: On Call Again

    Lynn Pettis (4/1/2009)


    Geez, some people with no sense of humor. I read it thinking it was a real horror story unfolding on a poor DBA. Glad to see...

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  • RE: SQLServerCentral To Take Over PASS

    I keep looking for SSC's hostile takeover over SQL Server from MS. 🙂

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  • RE: Pivot or else...

    It looks like each customer number always has the same data for first and last name, just different data for first name 1, and last name 1. Is that...

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  • RE: Not Trigger few Columns

    If you don't need to audit col2 and col3, why include them in the select statement in the trigger? Why include them in the audit table?

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  • RE: Unique Constraint for 2 columns in SQL 2005

    arr.nagaraj (4/1/2009)


    CREATE TABLE [dbo].[t3] (

    [n1] [int] not null,

    [n2] [int] not null,

    [n3] as n1 + n2 ,

    [n4] as n1 * n2

    CONSTRAINT [t3_unique_key] unique (n3,n4)

    ...

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  • RE: Managing Selects and Updates in a High Transaction table

    That's correct. To achieve that, you have to set the isolation level to "read uncommitted". It's a related, but slightly different, thing.

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  • RE: Harassment

    Yep.

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  • RE: Not Trigger few Columns

    You can use the Update() function for this, if you prefer column names over ordinal positions.

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  • RE: The March 2009 Car Update

    jfox (3/31/2009)


    I find it funny that Prius owner Steve Jones is all proud of his mpg ratings and 'savings'. My daughter bought a Yaris for a lot less that...

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  • RE: The March 2009 Car Update

    JJ B (3/31/2009)


    Concerning the discussion on comfort: There's all kinds of comfort. I find the Civic Hybrid to be extremely comfortable in several ways. I'm not overly...

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  • RE: Make my query efficient

    Sergiy (3/31/2009)


    GSquared, correlated subquery is bad enough by itself, but 2 correlated subqueries in a single query - it's just a killer.

    Oh, that's nothing. It's also got functions on...

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  • RE: Harassment

    mlang (3/31/2009)


    The problem in this is that it's very hard to prove "lack of intent", just as it's hard to prove any negative. With lawyers and courts operating on...

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  • RE: Are We Wasting Too Much Time Social Networking?

    Steve Jones Note that if you're not social in the real world, you probably won't like these things. If you don't like to talk about your life with co-workers, alumni,...

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