Let's be really clear here, you can't update a row and read it at the same time, when the UPDATE takes an exclusive lock. NOLOCK, while used as a magic...

I'd say you either have to use VIEW SERVER STATE and/or VIEW DATABASE STATE, or you need to create your own custom views/procedures and then give them access through there....

Well, you could, with a ton of work, create a generic procedure that just needs a table name to make this work. You'd have to use dynamic SQL to build...

Hey Rod,

I know I'm not supposed to try humor any more because it just leads to me getting in trouble, but your co-workers could use a clue-by-four up side the...

Thanks for the feedback everyone.

Rod, I think the analysis paralysis thing is a problem for really smart people. Me, I'm more likely to come to the brown leaves conclusion far...

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So I post a comment over at DBA Stack Exchange, because I know what I'm posting isn't an answer. I get dinged for it because it almost reads like an...

You get one row per batch if you collect batch_completed. You get one row per procedure call if you collect rpc_completed. You get one row per statement if you collect...

Further to what Brian says, that TOP might even hurt performance. So, yeah, ditch it. It's not adding functionality for you.

The only thing I can spot right now without an...

Not even a little bit. A recompile is simply the...

I don't think there are a standard set of canned reports that someone can simply hand you. There are too many variables at play. Personally, I've usually used a 3rd...

You are collecting every single statement. Of course it's a lot. I'd suggest changing that to batch & rpc completed. You'll still get a ton, but not as much as...

Not really. If you want less detailed usage, and you're on 2016+, you can use Query Store. If you want detailed usage, there are two real choices, Extended Events and...

Every single query is using some CPU. Depending on what the queries are doing, sorts, etc., more CPU is necessary to figure things out. Parallelism causes CPU because a given...

You can't really track user behavior through the logs. Without specialized tools, you can't view the information in the logs. That's really not what the logs are for. It's all...

Redgate has grown to be a very successful company with a declared profit of 9.7M GBP in 2019 Fin Year....so it's not like they couldn't afford to sort...