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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Samuel Vella (5/12/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (5/12/2009)


    darn

    Samuel, you're quicker than I am

    Hehe 🙂

    I had a massive flashback to being 10 years old again and singing that in the playground

    To complete the...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    David Burrows (5/12/2009)


    Paul White (5/12/2009)


    Steve Jones - Editor (5/12/2009)


    (Donald Farmer accent): Newbie, I've given you all I've got. We can't push it any harder. That query on the dilithium table...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Kit G (5/11/2009)


    David Burrows (5/11/2009)


    Oh and don't forget Scotty 😀

    And did anyone notice that anyone beaming down to a planet wearing red (except Scotty of course) was always killed off...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Bob Hovious (5/11/2009)


    I saw "Wolverine" last weekend, Gail. I thought it was better than the last X-Men movie as well....

    Of course, one of my favorite lines, in...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Original Theatrical Release of Star Wars

    I saw the original theatrical release when it was re-released in the theaters in the 1990's (forget which year). Does that count? 😀

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Roy Ernest (4/29/2009)


    SSCCommitted you can get it by just staying in this thread... Like what I do... :hehe:

    ahhh...well in that case, I'll start responding more here. 😀

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Internal auditors want access to production databases

    I strongly recommend, if this is to be a regular occurence, that you create a dedicated reporting server, and have the data from your production server replicated across, and even...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: SSC Members Name

    Paul White (4/29/2009)


    It's ok everyone! Crisis over! The problem is solved!!!

    I will simply run this query over the interweb interface:


    UPDATE records

    SET UserName = 'The *real* karthikeyan'

    FROM SQLServerCentral.com AS...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (4/29/2009)


    tosscrosby (4/29/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (4/28/2009)


    You know, I can think of some one else that, IMHO, ranks right there with our favorite White House window washer, and here is his latest...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Raw Materials - Cloud Computing, the Next Generation

    All hail the Cloud. It's wisdom is great. It is merciful and just. I shall welcome our new overlord and destroy infidels.

    😀

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I'm not sure, but I think Gaby just called us all Old . . .

    No slight meant... 🙂

    That being said, I'm 36 in a couple weeks, wondering when middle age...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Do not go gentle into that good Thread,

    Old age should burn and rave at close of day;

    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    I'm not sure, but I think Gaby...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Derek Dongray (4/17/2009)


    David Burrows (4/17/2009)


    To Thread or not to Thread, that is the question;

    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

    The angst and flames of outrageous posters,

    Or to take arms...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: There Must Be 15 Ways To Lose Your Cursors... part 1, Introduction

    I think the general consensus is: Use sets when you can, cursors when you have to. Now I may be wrong on that but if anyone wants to use...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: There Must Be 15 Ways To Lose Your Cursors... part 1, Introduction

    Matt Whitfield (4/14/2009)


    Gaby

    I have to admit - I wasn't too kind on your original article. BUT - it did spawn what was possibly the most interesting thread ever on SSC....

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

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