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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (7/15/2009)


    A friend sent me this, I thought people here might get a laugh out of it.

    http://social.answers.microsoft.com/Forums/en-US/vistahardware/thread/720108ee-0a9c-4090-b62d-bbd5cb1a7605

    I can only imagine how hard it was for the MS support engineer answering...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Paul White (7/14/2009)


    Bruce W Cassidy (7/14/2009)


    Paul White (7/14/2009)


    That always reminds me of a book - I think it was called "Good Omens" in which Conquest, War, Famine, and Death stopped...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: GUID or Int is the best for primary key columns?

    Dave Ballantyne (7/15/2009)


    Not that i doubt you but, are you 100% sure that that can be the only explanation ? There were no other bugs that could of caused...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: GUID or Int is the best for primary key columns?

    Aneesh (7/13/2009)


    Which one is the common practice now days GUID or INT?

    Head that there will be some performance issues while searching through large tables with GUID as primary key.

    Have you...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (7/14/2009)

    I must be missing something. You have my screen name on the part that I wrote. Or are you asking if I'm The Thread?

    For a brief moment...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (7/14/2009)


    The Thread (7/14/2009)


    We are ALIVE!!!

    All your appocalypse are belong to us!

    Well, that was predictable.

    GSquared, was that you?

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (7/14/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (7/14/2009)


    No kaboom.

    No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow.

    "Oh drat these computers. They're so naughty and complex!" -Marvin

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (7/14/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (7/14/2009)


    No kaboom.

    Marvin the Martian will be greatly disappointed...

    "Where is the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!" -Marvin the Martian

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    tosscrosby (7/14/2009)


    Ain't coming up for me either! The END is near, I fear.........The four horsemen be upon us!

    The four Horsemen: Gertrude, Bruce, Jim, and Nancy. Who could be afraid...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Here's something scary, regarding Barney (the freaky purple dinosaur):

    CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR is the number of the beast. You don't believe me? Convert all the U's to V's (as...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (7/14/2009)


    Gaby Abed (7/14/2009)


    Hmmm...we're almost at page 666. Is it time to give in to the dark side? We should summarize this thread and perhaps list the...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Hmmm...we're almost at page 666. Is it time to give in to the dark side? We should summarize this thread and perhaps list the absolute worst questions we've...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: DBCC IND - how can I run it when there is a locked row in the table I am looking at?

    Paul White (7/13/2009)


    Gaby Abed (7/13/2009)


    ...a whole bunch of people...create triggers on the fly...forget to commit transactions...more serious issues involved beyond the scope of the database...only the DBA's should have the...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: No Google

    *sigh* I just hope the Cloud doesn't turn into a hurricane.

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • RE: DBCC IND - how can I run it when there is a locked row in the table I am looking at?

    CB, then all I can wish you is the best of luck. 🙂

    I know how frustrating it is to deal with vendors who want things done their way. At...

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

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