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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I run Vista 64-bit on my home pc with 3GHz dual core cpu, 4GB ram and SATA drives

    Runs OK including Virtual PC for XP 32-bit

    But not running SQL though

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Paul White (5/12/2009)


    Steve Jones - Editor (5/12/2009)


    (Donald Farmer accent): Newbie, I've given you all I've got. We can't push it any harder. That query on the dilithium table will came...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Are apostrophe's [sic] on special offer or something?

    Yep. I get a bonus for each subtle (mis)use of a quote. :w00t:

    Double for " 😀

    But DBA"s is just so blatently obvious...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Anything and everything is fair game.

    Including DBA's :satisfied:

    Pork Chops, lock and load :w00t:

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Performance issue with tally solution

    Nice one Jeff 😎

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    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Oh and don't forget Scotty 😀

    And did anyone notice that anyone beaming down to a planet wearing red (except Scotty of course) was always killed off :w00t:

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Technical info in THE THREAD!?!

    tsk, tsk

    That's for real threads. 😉

    Phew! Thought THE THREAD had been hijacked 🙁

    ...was Captain Kirk, Spock and Doc

    Surely a Faux pas

    You mean Captain Kirk,...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Performance issue with tally solution

    can't use a comma as a field terminator, as there can be commas in the comment text. I may be missing something, but how do I get the ID...

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    Anon.

  • RE: Multiple Row groups in matrix

    Not sure if this is what you meant

    -- Create And Populate Test Table

    CREATE TABLE dbo.TestTable (ITEMS int, [Item Name] varchar(20), Uom varchar(4), GrpId int, GrpIdVal decimal(9,1))

    INSERT dbo.TestTable VALUES (101001, 'Item-A...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: General Network Errors

    Was it a restore or reinstall of software, the only reason I ask is something is nudging me to MDAC version imcompatibility. Dunno why, probably not and a long shot...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Do You Need an IT or CS Degree to be a Successful DBA?

    I was one of those people who had a Radio Shack TRS-80.

    Me too, first computer I bought (and still got it 😀 ).

    I started programming Assembler with it.

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    If you do not watch the water fall, the pebbles will never speak.

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.

    Anon

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Enhancing the readability of your code: Table aliasing in sql

    ... Jeff is wrong...

    Wow! :Wow:

    No beating aound the bush eh Steve 😉

    A poke in the eye, that'll trump his Pork Chops :w00t:

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Enhancing the readability of your code: Table aliasing in sql

    And, heh... don't get me started on the practice of using leading commas in code.

    Oh! Come on Jeff don't be coy now :w00t:

    For the record, when I code SQL I,

    Use...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (5/6/2009)


    Steve Jones - Editor (5/6/2009)


    This thread feels like a Twitter stream.

    hmmmm.... Are you calling us Twits?

    😀

    Well I feel a twit for still reading all the posts... soooooo many...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

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