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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer.

    Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall.

    .....

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (5/27/2009)


    Jack Corbett (5/27/2009)


    Discussing this, just in jest will get the thread to 5000 posts pretty quickly.

    Let's start discussing the party plans and we'll get there even faster.

    99 bottles...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Strange T-SQL Behavior

    Lynn Pettis (5/26/2009)


    David Burrows (5/26/2009)


    SQL Server takes the numeric value up to the first Alpha character as a numeric value (SELECT 1.) and the alpha characters that follow are then...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Strange T-SQL Behavior

    SQL Server takes the numeric value up to the first Alpha character as a numeric value (SELECT 1.) and the alpha characters that follow are then the alias for the...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Strange T-SQL Behavior

    ...I'm talking about normal people.

    I thought it was a prerequisite that normal people were not allowed on this forum :crazy: :w00t:

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Strange T-SQL Behavior

    ...You could really mess with people's heads with this.

    Well it obviously did with yours 😛

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Original Theatrical Release of Star Wars

    but she who must be obeyed would have fit.

    It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission. :w00t:

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gianluca Sartori (5/22/2009)


    Hi everybody! I see that "The Thread" is now focusing on bad replies, so please let me know: was this http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost721477.aspx really a bad reply? Did I...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Another used to bring in half dead rabbits!

    Heh! That nothing, it's when they bring in the dead half, then puke up the other half for you to share 🙁

    If that...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    "SSC Woodstock".

    Spot the dope 😛

    Anyone know where the sanity test went?

    Yeah! In the 8x8 padded cell :crazy:

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Blimey, small world...I was born in Wroughton in the old RAF hospital

    Both my sons were born there. Alas it is no more 🙁

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Couldn't help but notice the two football pitches near by!

    Used to watch my son play when he was at school.

    They are still used today 😀

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (5/15/2009)


    I live about 1/2 mile from here.

    Thanks Grant. 🙂

    The advantage is that only 10 minutes walk and I am in woodland with open views of the countryside. So...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Oh, you don't have to be Klingon to do that...

    The mark of a good DBA is one who will

    fall on one's sword

    or be

    hoisted by one's own petard

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    here

    No mountains only a few hills

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

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