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Child - "But Dad, that isn't how they taught us to do that at school!"
Dad - "Did I get the right answer?"
Child - "Yes, but that isn't how they taught...
May 5, 2009 at 8:26 am
Then you have those that would bite the hand that is trying to feed them.
Lucky for the OP that is was not Jeff, Pork Chops at the ready in both...
May 5, 2009 at 7:17 am
...what is your college degree in?
None. I'm in the UK and did not make it to University (did not even do A Levels). Did attend Technical College for one year...
May 5, 2009 at 7:08 am
So, denizens of The Thread, when do you think we'll hit 4,000 posts?
Only with Threadarhoea
Who actually takes the time to read the documentation any way?
Heck, who actually takes the...
May 3, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Did you try QUOTENAME
Nah, wanted to save the extra cpu cycles 😉
Besides, obviates the annoying question of what is QUOTENAME 😀
May 3, 2009 at 2:23 pm
using BabelFish to translate between Spanish and English
Try translating via several languages and back, better than Chinese Whispers :w00t:
May 1, 2009 at 2:59 am
Strange. If I search for "reischl tally" I get 31 hits.
Better: Use google and search "reischl tally site:sqlservercentral.com", then you get 74 hits (which still seems to be not enough).
I...
May 1, 2009 at 2:42 am
Yep, sad to say. :hehe:
And I still consider the opening sequence with Vader's Star Destroyer coming into view a touch of brilliance. No yet found an opening sequence as good...
April 30, 2009 at 2:10 am
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
......
Which method did you use to split that prose 😉
Heh... oh my......
April 30, 2009 at 1:53 am
I confirm the second adoption. Many points only means many posts, not many knowledge about SQL Server
Bugger! I lose in both counts :laugh:
Which is why you can't judge the value...
April 29, 2009 at 9:58 am
And he's worried about being "unique" on this site? Personally, if I were he, I'd want to remain as anonymous as possible!
Heh!
Pork Chops don't care for Uniqueness or Anonymity 😛
April 29, 2009 at 6:28 am
In most of the use cases I'm interested in, "a,,b,,c" with a delimiter of "," should return 3 rows:
Fair enough, another one of those 'It Depends' features 😀
I suppose the...
April 28, 2009 at 9:48 am
how to make it ignore consecutive delimiters
Ignore in which way?
I split data with consecutive delimiters, ie a column/field with no data
April 28, 2009 at 9:41 am
Get well soon Barry. All the best 🙂
My wife had gallstones. I cannot say I know how you feel but I understand it. They tried keyhole but failed and when...
April 27, 2009 at 2:13 am
Can someone help out here? I started
My suggestions (for what their worth)
get p2 to retrive column info from syscolumns and bulid dynamic sql to produce temp table of single...
April 24, 2009 at 2:14 am
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