Put your hands on your hips...

It's just a jump to the left....

No worries. There is only One True Thread.

"SSC.... it's not a cult. It's a community."

As fascinating as this all is, it really isn't furthering my understanding of the parameters. I seriously need help because the documentation I'm working from was transcribed...

You schooled me again, Paul. In all my years I've honestly never looked up OBJECT_ID to see if it even had a second parameter, although it had occurred...

Thank you for that helpful information, George. I apologize.

Can someone tell me if it makes a difference whether or not the new servers occupy the same racks as...

Fine then, Mr. Wings-On-Your-Hat-And-Feet-Man with the vaguely French name.

I'll just get my answer off Twitter.

I wave my subatomic particles at all of your nannies.

I don't understand why you have to be so disrespectful and make this so complicated. I am a certificated past grandmaster DBA and can put many initials after...

Totally different question: We still have to support some old tired iron that was never upgraded with Penning Traps because management didn't want to spend the money....

I thought about that, but it's a risk I'm willing to take for the moment. I never offer advice in the threads with people who actually have...

No apologies necessary, Jeff. No offense taken. Adam just struck me as that rare man who wants to learn to fish.

By the...

Thankfully I read that twice. I just glanced at it and thought it said "NINE...

Ow... sorry to hear that Dave. Hope you heal quickly.

I do have to agree with George's question though....

Alvin: Can I change my topic for next month...

I haven't run it myself, but I your last post clarifies things a bit. Here's what I believe to be happening.

1. Without an index (primary key)...

GilaMonster (2/6/2010)

One thing to note is that you should be...