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Alvin Ramard (9/1/2010)
Gail, looks like your last post was #18,000
I think that is two in a row for her or 2 of the last 3.
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September 1, 2010 at 10:10 am
GilaMonster (9/1/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/1/2010)
GilaMonster (9/1/2010)
BrainDonor (9/1/2010)
I'm...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 1, 2010 at 10:09 am
Ray K (9/1/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/1/2010)
Cats in the Cradle. . . and the silver spoon . . .
(Now I have Harry Chapin stuck in my head!)
Now think of the weird al version.
Cats...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 1, 2010 at 10:08 am
GSquared (9/1/2010)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 1, 2010 at 10:07 am
It is very useful to have an inventory of your database servers including Express version installed on desktops.
You should be acquainted with hardware as well as OS settings and SQL...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 1, 2010 at 10:05 am
jts_2003 (9/1/2010)
No, this strip isn't racist - it's making fun of racism!
...and Oracle:-D
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 1, 2010 at 9:00 am
End of War
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 1, 2010 at 8:57 am
Cats in the Cradle
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 1, 2010 at 8:56 am
GilaMonster (9/1/2010)
BrainDonor (9/1/2010)
I'm surprised Gail's...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 1, 2010 at 8:54 am
Verify the consistency of your databases as well.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 1, 2010 at 1:00 am
It sounds like you have a failed install and an uninstall and then reinstall will be necessary. There is a rather long process to do the uninstall. That...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 1, 2010 at 12:58 am
Funny - we still use the term programmer where I work. And it is used with the connotation that a developer is a higher level than the programmer.
Programmers here...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 1, 2010 at 12:54 am
ROFLOL - this was great.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 1, 2010 at 12:51 am
thanks for the question
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 1, 2010 at 12:50 am
WayneS (8/31/2010)
Alvin Ramard (8/31/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (8/31/2010)
how about a countdown for 18000 now?24 more :hehe:
Ok, time to turn off the email notifications.
On this thread, isn't that a given?
Actually, I have email notification...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQL RNNR
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August 31, 2010 at 8:25 pm
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