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I don't see any way Gail beats the thread to 20k unless the thread keels over.
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September 22, 2010 at 11:29 am
Stefan Krzywicki (9/22/2010)
Paul White NZ (9/22/2010)
Nothing to add - just keeping the Thread's total ticking over.
You don't want to rush it, at this rate it'll hit 20K long before the...
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September 22, 2010 at 11:28 am
Thanks for the question
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September 22, 2010 at 11:15 am
good to know
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September 22, 2010 at 11:11 am
Brandie Tarvin (9/22/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/22/2010)
ALZDBA (9/22/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/22/2010)
Back on topic.How's that for a party killer 😀
Major Downer
Let me ask you... Was my answer to this one wrong? If you have...
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September 22, 2010 at 11:10 am
Are you trying to create a proc as follows:
Create procedure dbo.someproc
or
Create procedure testuser.someproc
?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 22, 2010 at 11:08 am
The Dixie Flatline (9/22/2010)
My alltime favorite from despair.com.
This one and Jacks are accurate for my office.:cool:
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September 22, 2010 at 7:49 am
Paul White NZ (9/22/2010)
Shawn Melton (9/22/2010)
Paul White NZ (9/21/2010)
How do you surprise an index?Unique up on it.
(Rob Farley)
OK...I laughed at that one.
I heard it for the first time about a...
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September 22, 2010 at 7:48 am
ALZDBA (9/22/2010)
Brandie Tarvin (9/22/2010)
Back on topic.How's that for a party killer 😀
Major Downer
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 22, 2010 at 7:45 am
Grant Fritchey (9/22/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (9/22/2010)
Alvin Ramard (9/21/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (9/21/2010)
Keep up the bad jokes and we'll likely get 30 a day 🙂
A query walks into a bar, sees two...
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September 22, 2010 at 7:43 am
Tom.Thomson (9/22/2010)
GilaMonster (9/22/2010)
Ran across this earlier, thought it appropriate.And then there's http://www.despair.com/consulting.html as well, but I hope that's not a good fit for anyone here.
Hahaha
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September 22, 2010 at 7:42 am
GilaMonster (9/22/2010)
Ran across this earlier, thought it appropriate.
That's a good one for the cubicle.
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September 22, 2010 at 7:41 am
Since I noticed how close we were last thursday or friday - we have posted 3k overall at SSC.
That is quite few posts in that +- week.
If we keep...
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September 22, 2010 at 7:39 am
re-freakin-st and re-freakin-laxation but not with a re-freakin-laxative
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September 22, 2010 at 7:36 am
Jack Corbett (9/21/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/21/2010)
RichardDouglas (9/21/2010)
I'm sure there's some BI peeps here who'll slice & dice the posting stats for the last 30 days and produce odds from that.
don't even need...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 21, 2010 at 9:36 pm
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