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  • RE: Race to post 1,000,000

    Derrick Smith (10/6/2010)


    If something extravagant did happen on the 1m post..the result would just be this anyway:

    http://xkcd.com/570/

    🙂

    Quite possibly

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Wow the site and thread have been busy today. < 500 posts for 1 million.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (10/6/2010)


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    GilaMonster (10/6/2010)


    Does anyone think my response here was over-the-top?http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost999124.aspx

    No, what makes you think it might have been?

    Reading over it after I posted it read (to me)...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (10/6/2010)


    Anyone interested in tackling the 'truncate table is not logged and cannot be rolled back' myth for this month's T-SQL tuesday?

    http://sankarreddy.com/2010/10/invitation-to-participate-in-t-sql-tuesday-11-misconceptions-in-sql-server/

    That sounds like a fun one, unless you have...

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  • RE: Race to post 1,000,000

    Ninja's_RGR'us (10/6/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (10/6/2010)


    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2010)


    Less than a thousand to go. I think it'll take another couple of days, but it's sure to be this week.

    Let's predict that it will happen...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    crookj (10/6/2010)


    Chris Morris-439714 (10/5/2010)


    Giant carnivorous mice

    Vorpal Bunny - Quest for the Holy Grail.

    Joe

    It has fangs like this...

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  • RE: How to delete database on production server

    Craig Farrell (10/5/2010)


    WayneS (10/5/2010)


    Lordy... I sure hope nobody actually tries to run any of the recent code postings on this thread. While it's been fun, I think you'll really should...

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  • RE: Race to post 1,000,000

    Grant Fritchey (10/6/2010)


    Less than a thousand to go. I think it'll take another couple of days, but it's sure to be this week.

    Let's predict that it will happen on the...

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  • RE: Raw Materials - The Eyes of Derek

    This is a good one. I wonder if the developers would be ok with it posted where they could see it regularly.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    bitbucket-25253 (10/5/2010)


    Just have to throw my 2 cents in and help the count along ....

    Now how many members of the thread will be coming to SQL Saturday#60 in Cleveland......

    I won't...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    WayneS (10/5/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (10/5/2010)


    Woohoo - Wayne just gave me permission to post a bunch!!!!!

    Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if Steve has a trigger on this thread... when it gets to 19950,...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    WayneS (10/5/2010)


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    Alvin Ramard (10/1/2010)


    Ok, time for me to put what's left of my reputation on the line. I predict that the Thread will hit 20,000 on Thursday, Oct...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Wow only 82 more posts to crack 20,000

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  • RE: Files blowout in a partitioned database

    TheSQLGuru (10/5/2010)


    1) reorg might work, but you would need to do it from the point of having minimal size files (with a bit of free space) and indexes in place....

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  • RE: How to delete database on production server

    homebrew01 (10/5/2010)


    Derrick Smith (10/5/2010)


    Completely inefficient. If you want to be cost effective, you delete by size desc.

    That's what I was thinking. You can run this script to identify your biggest...

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