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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    My thoughts exactly. Thus I am done with him.

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  • RE: Question about "coalesce"

    mthurber (4/13/2011)


    Let me get this straight - if ID1 is not 'Unassigned' then you want to use it for the join, but if ID1 is 'Unassigned,' then you want...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Craig Farrell (4/13/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/13/2011)


    At one point we had a page peel there that opened and covered up the entire screen. I think it was from Quest,...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Update on contractor that bailed.

    His reason for bailing - his integrity was brought into question. And I did bring it into question - with plenty of good reason.

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  • RE: How to tell what is using the 'sa' account

    homebrew01 (4/13/2011)


    Jack Corbett (4/13/2011)


    Change the password and see who screams!:-P Then you can also fix the security holes in those applications. I'm only partly joking.

    You're messing me up...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (4/13/2011)


    Craig Farrell (4/13/2011)


    Is it just me or does the constant resizing of the new ad 'Click here to monitor SSC' annoy the hell out of the rest of...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Craig Farrell (4/13/2011)


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    Craig Farrell (4/13/2011)


    Is it just me or does the constant resizing of the new ad 'Click here to monitor SSC' annoy the hell out of the rest...

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  • RE: Who's afraid of Gila Monsters?

    Dan.Humphries (4/13/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (4/13/2011)


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    CirquedeSQLeil (4/13/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (4/13/2011)


    Teh Gila Monster has teh big scares on me and makes me afeared fer me woefully inadequate sexual equipment.

    *cough*

    That should help.

    Don't you have...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Craig Farrell (4/13/2011)


    Is it just me or does the constant resizing of the new ad 'Click here to monitor SSC' annoy the hell out of the rest of you, too?

    Ummm...just...

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Sunday Bloody Sunday

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (4/13/2011)


    It is sad. Reasons why I do most of my own home updates, except for things like roof repairs that I can't do myself.

    Check your local laws. He...

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  • RE: Who's afraid of Gila Monsters?

    Roy Ernest (4/13/2011)


    Darn you... darn you all... Once again I spilled coffee all over the key board and it is dripping through my nose... 😀

    I am invoking internet rule 32...

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  • RE: Who's afraid of Gila Monsters?

    Grant Fritchey (4/13/2011)


    Teh Gila Monster has teh big scares on me and makes me afeared fer me woefully inadequate sexual equipment.

    *cough*

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (4/13/2011)


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    CirquedeSQLeil (4/13/2011)


    Leave the contract early without notice and prior to completing the stated work.

    What does his contract require? Solo or contracting house?

    Solo contract and...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jack Corbett (4/13/2011)


    CirquedeSQLeil (4/13/2011)


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    CirquedeSQLeil (4/13/2011)


    Leave the contract early without notice and prior to completing the stated work.

    What does his contract require? Solo or contracting house?

    Solo contract and it required...

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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