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jcrawf02 (5/19/2011)
mister.magoo (5/19/2011)
[rant]This takes the biscuit http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1112017.aspx
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hahahahaha....sorry you put so much time into that one, but that's pretty funny...
I like your new avatar. I was thinking of doing the...
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May 19, 2011 at 3:10 pm
Ray K (5/19/2011)
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Kiara (5/19/2011)
Ray K (5/19/2011)
WOTD: ark(as in [in his best Bill Cosby voice], "NOAH!!! I WANT YOU TO BUILD . . . ")
"Who dat?"
Lord, what's...
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May 19, 2011 at 10:02 am
thanks for the question.
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May 19, 2011 at 9:32 am
Daniel Bowlin (5/19/2011)
Kiara (5/19/2011)
Ray K (5/19/2011)
WOTD: ark(as in [in his best Bill Cosby voice], "NOAH!!! I WANT YOU TO BUILD . . . ")
"Who dat?"
Lord, what's a cubit?
we're gonna...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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May 19, 2011 at 9:26 am
Here is another script that will work and is a bit prettier. I am going to work on it a bit more. I found something similar to this...
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May 18, 2011 at 5:58 pm
K so the enforcement would be done at the app level?
It really makes little difference to have two different networks attaching to that server - until you are looking to...
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May 18, 2011 at 4:16 pm
No, how do you plan to enforce that?
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May 18, 2011 at 4:06 pm
What is your plan to ensure that only one network can access one database and the other network can only access the other database?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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May 18, 2011 at 4:01 pm
Probably needs some work
DECLARE @MaxTally int;
SELECT @MaxTally = 5;
;
WITH
E1(N) AS ( --=== Create Ten 1's
...
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May 18, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/18/2011)
GilaMonster (5/18/2011)
When will people stop recommending Emergency mode repair as the default action with a suspect DB. That's about the 4th time I've seen that...
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May 18, 2011 at 10:44 am
Once you said honeypot, it all came together for me. I think that having honeypots on a network are a good idea. I like the idea also of...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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May 18, 2011 at 9:10 am
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Hmmm, should I spend $60 to take me and my...
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May 18, 2011 at 9:01 am
Peter Trast (5/18/2011)
Thanks for the easy question. It was so easy I was sure it was some kind of trick 😉
Ditto. I reread it just in case.
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May 18, 2011 at 8:53 am
Koen Verbeeck (5/18/2011)
Too easy 😀(especially since you can rule out the "All" answer, as you had to select 2 answers)
And since we all know that simple can't do it...:-D
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May 18, 2011 at 8:51 am
GilaMonster (5/18/2011)
When will people stop recommending Emergency mode repair as the default action with a suspect DB. That's about the 4th time I've seen that garbage this week.
Forget shrink database,...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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May 18, 2011 at 8:49 am
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