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Lynn Pettis (10/13/2011)
OMGReally??
Quite literally yes
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October 13, 2011 at 11:19 am
Good article and good solution.
Thanks to Jack et al for providing more options/solutions.
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October 13, 2011 at 9:11 am
What does the winner tell the boss?
"Hey I need a week or three off. Yeah I hope I have wifi, will have to check with NASA. ...
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October 13, 2011 at 8:18 am
L' Eomot Inversé (10/13/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/13/2011)
Pigs In SpaceNeed a whole pig launcher for that - pork chop launcher inadequate.
Unless there is some means of reconstructing the pigs from parts.
A...
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October 13, 2011 at 8:15 am
L' Eomot Inversé (10/13/2011)
But the 17% mentioned above has gone up to 22% now.
Surprised that 60 people (22%) so far got it wrong; even people...
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October 13, 2011 at 8:14 am
Sadly it seems this is truly how some of those Big Shippers work
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October 13, 2011 at 8:10 am
Pigs In Space
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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October 13, 2011 at 8:00 am
GSquared (10/13/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/13/2011)
BrainDonor (10/13/2011)
I know a few users I'd like to send into space.
Yup but the thing is they'll come back. Not really the best option for that.
I'd go...
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October 13, 2011 at 7:58 am
BrainDonor (10/13/2011)
I know a few users I'd like to send into space.
Hmmm...That would be a really good contest
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October 13, 2011 at 7:55 am
Thanks for the question Tom.
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October 13, 2011 at 7:54 am
It is really cool.
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October 12, 2011 at 5:16 pm
Revenant (10/12/2011)
Daniel Bowlin (10/12/2011)
Ray K (10/12/2011)
caffeineheadache
intelligent life
unintelligible
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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October 12, 2011 at 1:55 pm
Jack Corbett (10/12/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/12/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/12/2011)
Roy Ernest (10/12/2011)
Redgate is sending a DBA to space. And somebody just tweeted asking if it was Grant "The Mon***" who was going to space. 🙂
That's...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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October 12, 2011 at 12:38 pm
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/12/2011)
Roy Ernest (10/12/2011)
Redgate is sending a DBA to space. And somebody just tweeted asking if it was Grant "The Mon***" who was going to space. 🙂
That's got to be...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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October 12, 2011 at 11:44 am
Roy Ernest (10/12/2011)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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October 12, 2011 at 10:41 am
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