October 12, 2011 at 8:07 am
RH is gonna port Linux to an IBM 4341 mainframe to run COBOL...Get ahead of them pesky whippersnappers...
October 12, 2011 at 8:17 am
Red-Gate will launch SQL-Satellite, the first product capable of giving you a birds eye (from many thousands of miles up) view your VLDB.
With infinite drill-down (TM, (c), PDQ) you will be able drill all the way down into the bit level of your data.
"It's like nothing you've ever seen before", says Steve Jones. "They had to adjust it a bit and put a minor limit on it as they were able to drill so far into the data, that at one point they hit the curve of the universe and saw themselves looking at their data. This would have been fine except the system entered an infinite recursion loop and shut down Blackberry's server redacted, ed.."
Fans of Red-Gate's products will rejoice in knowing that no data is too big when viewed from space.
Ad maiorem Dei gloriam
October 12, 2011 at 8:29 am
Congrats on your purchase of a 1951 Porsche 356 Speedster!
Man, that must have cost a pretty penny...
October 12, 2011 at 8:33 am
Well October 14th 1962 was the start of he Cuban missile crisis so has Red-Gate been bought by the Russians?
October 12, 2011 at 8:35 am
richj-826679 (10/12/2011)
Congrats on your purchase of a 1951 Porsche 356 Speedster!Man, that must have cost a pretty penny...
Oh wait...that's 60 years... 😉
Better luck next time.
October 12, 2011 at 8:51 am
Since PASS is in Seattle and 2012 marks the 50 year anniversary of the Seattle World's Fair and the Space Needle was built for the Worlds Fair and the Space Needle has an AMAZING view, my guess is that the Red Gate staff will go parachuting off of the Space Needle with big Red parachutes and the Red Gate logo. Now that is a touch of danger!
October 12, 2011 at 9:04 am
Your going to raffle off a flight on Virgin Galactic to a DBA who correctly answers questions over a 5 week period?
Adam Zacks-------------------------------------------Be Nice, Or Leave
October 12, 2011 at 9:06 am
Schadenfreude-Mei (10/12/2011)
Your going to raffle off a flight on Virgin Galactic to a DBA who correctly answers questions over a 5 week period?
🙂
October 12, 2011 at 9:58 am
Greetings,
Would it be that RedGate has found out where Gilligan's Island is and will send a rescue party there to help get everybody who is still there, and alive, off of the island? There is always a concern of the weather not cooperating for this rescue. Or maybe Gilligan decides to help load the rescue boat and thus sinks another boat (*oops*). At least everybody can still enjoy a wonderful beach sunset.
Enjoy and keep Gilligan tied up and caged during the rescue.
October 12, 2011 at 4:49 pm
Hi,
In demonstrating their new monitoring app that runs on ... almost anything, RedGate are showing the state of Schrödinger's cat prior to openning the box.
October 12, 2011 at 5:16 pm
It is really cool.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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