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  • RE: Memory Settings Greyed Out

    Very peculiar - I am getting the same issue as well - just one server - 2008 10.0.4272

    Logged in with account that is sa.

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  • RE: Protecting Data

    If your test data is truly too close to real data, then it probably should be secured just like prod. If you can't obfuscate it efficiently enough, then secure...

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  • RE: How to generate all Possible Alphabit pattern in a sequence?

    Jeff Moden (10/18/2011)


    Mark-101232 (10/18/2011)


    Using a tally table

    WITH AllAlpha(Letter) AS (

    SELECT CHAR(ASCII('A')+N)

    FROM dbo.Tally

    WHERE N BETWEEN 0 AND 25)

    SELECT (SELECT c.Letter AS "text()"

    ...

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  • RE: SQL Dba role bs windows admin role with installs

    Well, we do it as a team effort. The DBAs request sizes from the SAN, the SAN admin presents the LUN for use by the OS, and then the...

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  • RE: Getdate function not returning data

    Jeff Moden (10/18/2011)


    jshahan (10/18/2011)


    Maybe someone sugested this and I missed it but just convert getdate() to a string and back to a date.

    select CONVERT(datetime,(convert(char(10),getdate(),101))) as Today

    Hopefully, you'll change your mind...

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  • RE: Maximum degree of Parallelism

    Thanks for the question

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/18/2011)


    We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the editor,

    and we're talking about (bleep)ing pants.

    I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about (bleep) pants,

    not...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sean Lange (10/18/2011)


    Oh look at the pants, time to go home.

    All pants are off!!

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)


    ....Filling in the pants to get it up to a nice round number.

    :w00t::hehe:

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  • RE: update row according to previous row

    Look at the following thread for a nice example on the quirky update.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic936773-338-1.aspx

    This should help with what you need.

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  • RE: Calculating Stock Returns Using the ROW_NUMBER function and CTEs

    Nice real world example. Thanks.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    ALZDBA (10/18/2011)


    So, that's what do you get when suffering a SQLServer overdose at SQLpass ... Pantoriosis

    😀

    G'night y'all

    Nope - it would be Multiple Pantosis

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  • RE: Best book to learn t-sql between........

    David Moutray (10/18/2011)


    SQLRNNR (10/17/2011)


    Nah - just go with Itziks book. :-D:-D:-D:-D

    Do exercise caution, however. If you attempt to read too much of Itzik Ben-Gan in one go, your head...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Booger: "Big deal! Did you get in her pants? "

    Oh wait, we were supposed to replace a word with pants 😀

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    In the Pants of Life

    It's the wheel of fortune

    It's the leap of faith

    It's the band of hope

    Till we find our place

    On the path unwinding

    In the Pants , the Pants of...

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