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This image isn't dark or seedy enough to be anywhere close to the dark web.
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December 8, 2016 at 2:25 pm
Hmmm, this cartoon almost seems like a dig on developers.:ermm:
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December 8, 2016 at 2:24 pm
Good stuff.
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December 8, 2016 at 2:23 pm
Iwas Bornready (10/12/2016)
Now that one was funny.
+100
Careful, it may catch on.
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December 8, 2016 at 2:23 pm
manie (9/21/2016)
Gary Varga (9/21/2016)
manie (9/21/2016)
Gary Varga (9/21/2016)
The only "enhancement" is where the coffee is going in and that someone else is prepared to get it :ermm:
Another enhancement I would like...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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December 8, 2016 at 2:22 pm
WayneS (9/30/2016)
GilaMonster (9/30/2016)
WayneS (9/30/2016)
Oh, what a fun day this is turning out to be. (Check out the attachment)Whaaaaaa???
How many sessions involved there?
666 sessions
This appears to be related to an auto-update...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 30, 2016 at 3:36 pm
Brandie Tarvin (9/14/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (9/14/2016)
SQLRNNR (9/14/2016)
Brandie Tarvin (9/14/2016)
SQLRNNR (9/14/2016)
Ed Wagner (9/14/2016)
SQLRNNR (9/13/2016)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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September 14, 2016 at 1:59 pm
Brandie Tarvin (9/14/2016)
SQLRNNR (9/14/2016)
Ed Wagner (9/14/2016)
SQLRNNR (9/13/2016)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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September 14, 2016 at 11:16 am
Ed Wagner (9/14/2016)
SQLRNNR (9/13/2016)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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September 14, 2016 at 10:20 am
Here's a fun one. Client developer demands prod access because he used Entity Framework and now EFW has to manage the production database design. It gets better - EFW has...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 13, 2016 at 8:27 pm
Lynn Pettis (9/13/2016)
i have a stored procedure but the initial table is about 10million records, what...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 13, 2016 at 10:14 am
Like Grant and Gail, I sit around 10-11k a month on average.
SEO (gaming the search engines) is an art really. I haven't got a good grasp on it. Fresh consistent...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 13, 2016 at 9:55 am
SoHelpMeCodd (9/12/2016)
use msdb
create trigger NoJobHistory on dbo.sysjobhistory for insert as
rollback
I cannot predict what...
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September 12, 2016 at 9:53 pm
Grant Fritchey (9/9/2016)
Today is SQLSaturday Cambridge. Gianluca is here if anyone wants to say hello. Not sure which other Threadizens. Assuming we all don't get eaten by a Grue.
Howdy Gianluca
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 9, 2016 at 9:33 pm
Ed Wagner (9/9/2016)
SQLRNNR (9/9/2016)
peachGeorgia
Bless your heart
:-D:-D:-D:hehe::-D
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 9, 2016 at 11:23 am
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