This image isn't dark or seedy enough to be anywhere close to the dark web.

Hmmm, this cartoon almost seems like a dig on developers.:ermm:

Good stuff.

+100

Careful, it may catch on.

manie (9/21/2016)

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Gary Varga (9/21/2016)

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manie (9/21/2016)

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Another enhancement I would like...

WayneS (9/30/2016)

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666 sessions

This appears to be related to an auto-update...

Brandie Tarvin (9/14/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (9/14/2016)

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SQLRNNR (9/14/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (9/14/2016)

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SQLRNNR (9/14/2016)

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Ed Wagner (9/14/2016)

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SQLRNNR (9/13/2016)

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Here's a fun one. Client developer demands prod access because he used Entity Framework and now EFW has to...

Brandie Tarvin (9/14/2016)

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SQLRNNR (9/14/2016)

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Ed Wagner (9/14/2016)

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SQLRNNR (9/13/2016)

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Here's a fun one. Client developer demands prod access because he used Entity Framework and now EFW has to manage the production database design....

Ed Wagner (9/14/2016)

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SQLRNNR (9/13/2016)

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Here's a fun one. Client developer demands prod access because he used Entity Framework and now EFW has to manage the production database design. It gets better...

Here's a fun one. Client developer demands prod access because he used Entity Framework and now EFW has to manage the production database design. It gets better - EFW has...

Lynn Pettis (9/13/2016)

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So a coworker HipChats me saying he needs some advice. Here is his question:

i have a stored procedure but the initial table is about 10million records, what...

Like Grant and Gail, I sit around 10-11k a month on average.

SEO (gaming the search engines) is an art really. I haven't got a good grasp on it. Fresh consistent...

SoHelpMeCodd (9/12/2016)

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There is a way to suppress inserts, but it is not going to be supported by MS:

use msdb

create trigger NoJobHistory on dbo.sysjobhistory for insert as

rollback

I cannot predict what...

Howdy Gianluca

Bless your heart

:-D:-D:-D:hehe::-D