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RE: Today's Random Word!
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
The Dixie Flatline (9/9/2016)
I'm not listening anymore.... lalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaa
LMAO
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RE: Is Division by Zero NULL?
GilaMonster (9/9/2016)
Gregory Hart (9/8/2016)
Such use of a UDF is ideal, and will respond at least as efficiently as a standard SQL function. Check it out, ... do a query execution...Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
Grant Fritchey (9/9/2016)
GilaMonster (9/9/2016)
Grant Fritchey (9/9/2016)
BrainDonor (9/9/2016)
I've been following that thread since it started - fascinating. I'll give him full marks for determination ("Tis but a scratch" type of determination),...Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
The Dixie Flatline (9/8/2016)
Other general performance enhancing features that are not legal for Olympians.
SOM 😀
Glad you liked it.:-D
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
Grant Fritchey (9/8/2016)
djj (9/8/2016)
rodjkidd (9/8/2016)
SQLRNNR (9/7/2016)
rodjkidd (9/7/2016)
Simple things etc as they say...Just used Drop Table If Exists for the first time... I had a little smile to myself.... 🙂
Rodders...
It really...
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RE: Checking Admins
Nice question.
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
rodjkidd (9/7/2016)
Simple things etc as they say...Just used Drop Table If Exists for the first time... I had a little smile to myself.... 🙂
Rodders...
It really is a nice addition. Not...
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RE: Grant Fritchey 2016
The Dixie Flatline (9/6/2016)
Nah.... he's gotten lazy. 😉+1
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
Sean Lange (9/6/2016)
Luis Cazares (9/6/2016)
Sean Lange (9/6/2016)
I tried my hand at curing my own bacon for the first time. It came out of the cure Saturday morning and hit the...Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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RE: Grant Fritchey 2016
morlindk (9/5/2016)
https://www.waterstones.com/book/expert-performance-indexing-in-sql-server-2016/jason-strate/grant-fritchey/9781484211199Que..?
Will there be a sequel to elaborate on the funny part? Anyway, Lucky to get the 7 ponts...
That book was published in 2015 and was based on SQL 2014...
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RE: Grant Fritchey 2016
The Dixie Flatline (9/4/2016)
Unless he was lying.... 😉http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1808839-3740-1.aspx
Haha
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RE: Temporary tables and Table variables storage
Luis Cazares (9/1/2016)
Iwas Bornready (9/1/2016)
Derek Slinn (9/1/2016)
I think the answer is wrong,Both are stored in tempdb database.
technically table variables can just be in memory if there is only a small...
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RE: Grant Fritchey 2016
Are you really sure about that? 😛
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RE: Byte Me: Data Wrangler
Gary Varga (8/31/2016)
Was the cartoon a thinly veiled accusation that migration DBAs are cowboys? Or DBAs in general? :laugh:Loads of DBAs like that. Loads of environments like that.
If it was...
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