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Lynn Pettis (9/9/2009)
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September 9, 2009 at 4:03 pm
I also forgot to mention another method:
Ask the Engineering, Network, Server Admin team (whatever they are called at your work) what the domain for that server is.
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September 9, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Elliott W (9/9/2009)
DECLARE @Domain varchar(30)
CREATE TABLE #cmdshelloutput ( outtext varchar(255) )
INSERT #cmdshelloutput EXEC master.dbo.xp_cmdshell 'SET'
SELECT @Domain = RIGHT(outtext, LEN( outtext ) - 11 )
FROM #cmdshelloutput...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 9, 2009 at 3:43 pm
SQL Iron Chef (9/9/2009)
we could always be full time college students for life 😎 where's the party at!? :w00t:
Ahh, but where will the money come from? Ma and Pa...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 9, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Greg Edwards (9/9/2009)
Jan Van der Eecken (9/9/2009)
GilaMonster (9/9/2009)
Silverfox (9/9/2009)
No it isnt, Gail made some money by the sounds of it.
No I didn't. No one local was willing to bet that...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 9, 2009 at 3:11 pm
GilaMonster (9/9/2009)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/9/2009)
So my curiosity is if you live close to Durban or somewhere else.Durban? Hell, no. I'm in JHB.
Well put.
Thx
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September 9, 2009 at 12:56 pm
GilaMonster (9/9/2009)
Silverfox (9/9/2009)
No it isnt, Gail made some money by the sounds of it.
No I didn't. No one local was willing to bet that the pigeon would lose.
Let's put it...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 9, 2009 at 11:26 am
Silverfox (9/8/2009)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/8/2009)
Books - Yes. I buy my own.
Certification - Not since...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 8, 2009 at 1:34 pm
But maybe, just maybe, two european swallows flew to Mauritius, procurred a coconut and presented it to two african swallows. That solves that.
Now if we only knew the avg...
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September 8, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Laptop / Desktop - Yes. Laptop supplied by work is usually always a fight with the employers.
Books - Yes. I buy my own.
Certification - Not since SQL2000. ...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 8, 2009 at 10:12 am
Florian Reischl (9/8/2009)
SQL Iron Chef (9/8/2009)
The world would store their data in flat text files or excel spreadsheets lol :hehe:
Wouldn't exist, too. CSV and Excel are just a lousy kind...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 8, 2009 at 9:56 am
Steve Jones - Editor (9/8/2009)
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Miscellaneous/2989/
And here I thought along the same lines as Jeff - just a different title for a DBA.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 8, 2009 at 9:54 am
I would ask your auditor concerning this.
Our auditor informed us that DMKs did NOT need to be regenerated. Rather the certificates and keys other than DMK needed to be...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 4, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Bob Hovious (9/3/2009)
Please do not think for a moment that we are making fun of you personally. Obviously, those of us who volunteer to help others...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 3, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Jeff Moden (9/3/2009)
CirquedeSQLeil (9/3/2009)
Paul White (9/3/2009)
-- Just to simulate some condition or other
declare @v-2 int;
set @v-2 = 2;
-- Dear Lord, why am I using...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 3, 2009 at 10:52 pm
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