YES LOL.

Thanks for clarifying that for us...

Paul White NZ (4/1/2010)

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DECLARE @Example

TABLE (

Data VARCHAR(10)

...

She is getting 7 houses, a lake, and he offered 185k/month (1.8 million a year). I think it is a bit selfish to demand more. And I feel...

Ralph Hightower (4/1/2010)

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Ah Steve,

You had to spoil the joke with a disclaimer.

Of course, this is also an April Fool's joke and is in no way based on reality. It's entirely...

Grant Fritchey (4/1/2010)

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I'm a sucker. I'm sitting here thinking about implications, wanting to take notes, getting ready to post questions to boards... I gotta remember the date when I read...

Ha, funny. Made me laugh.

Alvin Ramard (4/1/2010)

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Steve, you forgot the 2nd part of the question for QoD: "List...

I agree that the question went over quite well.

bigM (4/1/2010)

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Used my friend's system. It contains Enterprise, so made a DAC to my Xpress (with my secret DBCC), then tried the DBCC TIMEWARP.

It turned out, SSC is not equiped...

bigM (4/1/2010)

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Can't believe this thread gave me a feeling of loosing 7 points for QoD (humour) this morning.

Yes. I lost the QoD about DBCC TIMEWARP. I couldnt find this thread...

You're welcome

george sibbald (4/1/2010)

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CirquedeSQLeil (4/1/2010)

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JF1081 (4/1/2010)

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I googled it and the first item returned was a SQL server central thread. The link took me to the middle of the thread and...

Riddler

Richard M. (4/1/2010)

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I am not sure, but I believe the OP meant to know the number of current requests on a SQL instance.

To obtain the number of current connected sessions...

Oh, he did, John.