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The Dixie Flatline (4/1/2010)
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April 1, 2010 at 11:50 am
Alvin Ramard (4/1/2010)
I couldn't resist. I just asked Paul Randal, on Twitter, if he wrote DBCC TimeWarp. 😛
What did he say?
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April 1, 2010 at 11:49 am
Paul White NZ (4/1/2010)
Grant Fritchey (4/1/2010)
I saw the article rating thing and took advantage of it. 327 guess what I rated it.
The overall average, despite our combined efforts, is still...
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April 1, 2010 at 11:48 am
Michael Meierruth (4/1/2010)
Paul White NZ (4/1/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/1/2010)
Thanks for clarifying that for us Paul.No problem, and at least you all stopped talking about certification for a while 🙂
I stopped after someone...
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April 1, 2010 at 11:40 am
MadHatter
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 1, 2010 at 11:36 am
Paul White NZ (4/1/2010)
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 1, 2010 at 11:36 am
Grant Fritchey (4/1/2010)
GilaMonster (4/1/2010)
Grant Fritchey (4/1/2010)
I just have to share this one. I just got my idea for my next editorial (which, yes, I know Steve, is WAY overdue).
Editorial on...
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April 1, 2010 at 11:34 am
Dave Ballantyne (4/1/2010)
Have i just fallen hook line and sinker for some weird april fool's 😉http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic894474-338-1.aspx
Yup - victim.
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April 1, 2010 at 11:32 am
rainleta (4/1/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (3/31/2010)
rainleta (3/31/2010)
I enabled the dynamic port on the server, restart the SS and SQL Browser Service, I cannot make connection from client. I have to find and...
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April 1, 2010 at 11:20 am
Steve Jones - Editor (4/1/2010)
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April 1, 2010 at 11:18 am
Catwoman
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 1, 2010 at 11:17 am
WayneS (4/1/2010)
Paul White NZ (4/1/2010)
Anyone giving an answer like that is clearly an insufferable nerd and of no practical use to anyone! :w00t:LOL!
YES LOL.
Thanks for clarifying that for us...
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April 1, 2010 at 11:15 am
Paul White NZ (4/1/2010)
DECLARE @Example
TABLE (
Data VARCHAR(10)
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April 1, 2010 at 11:13 am
She is getting 7 houses, a lake, and he offered 185k/month (1.8 million a year). I think it is a bit selfish to demand more. And I feel...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 1, 2010 at 11:08 am
Ralph Hightower (4/1/2010)
You had to spoil the joke with a disclaimer.
Of course, this is also an April Fool's joke and is in no way based on reality. It's entirely...
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 1, 2010 at 11:06 am
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