No More NULL

  • Steve Jones - Editor (4/1/2010)


    I had to disclaim it at the end. Otherwise I suspect that there would be a lot of broken monitors, and maybe a few calls from MS legal as well. Same for the index one.

    Glad you liked it. Took a little time to figure out what might be a good joke.

    Very good joke. I think I would have taken the risk (insert devil emoticon here).

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  • Ronald Bruintjes (4/1/2010)


    Arjun-501520 (3/31/2010)


    Brilliant! you had me there for a second.

    The 1/1/1900 was the trigger however. 😛

    Being a mainframe (UNISYS) girl, 1/1/1900 was completely logical. UNISYS has a datetime field that is based on that.

    Good one. I thought I was done w/April fools jokes after listening to 'April Fools' every minute during the drive to take my 6 year old to school. B.

  • That was great!

    And we should have known better it being April 1st and all. This would have been a very enjoyable "Candid Camera" segment. It would have been hilarious to have seen the reactions across the globe. I know my heartrate was zooming.

  • Steve Jones - Editor (4/1/2010)


    I thought the Linux one was old, though perhaps it may be recycled in the future. 😉

    Hey, I just heard that SQL 2008R2 will run on the iPad. 😛



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  • So here I sit reading the replies.."ha ha you got me" etc. when all of a sudden, what? "...the index one was good one too." That was a joke?

    Recall the article about hunter gatherer? Throw out anything you find on the Internet that was keyboarded (as opposed to penned") on 4/1.

    What percentage of the content of a technical article gets read? I didn't see that part about "...do not use for any purpose...."

    Yeah, I also fell for the "PFC Acevedo, go get me the ID Ten Tango form, pronto!" bit too, 15 years ago. As a Sgt. I paid it forward and had others go find me a "box of grid squares."

    Happy Maundy Thursday.

  • very good one too .... even rocks the foundations of any RDBMS :w00t:

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  • haha good one! Had me going for a minute

    Happy Easter too if that's your thing!

  • What a great way to start out the day! I could not stop laughing! Put my name in the sucker category also!

    This by far is the POST OF THE YEAR!

    Joe

  • NF Scott Smith (4/1/2010)


    Happy Easter too if that's your thing!

    Well put, and very thoughtful.

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  • You actually had me worried for a moment.

    I have inherited some tables that use NULL as a 3rd value on Bit fields

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  • I have enjoyed all the articles/editorials/forum content today that I think we ought to come up with a SQL fools day. We can make it on October 1st. That way we can have 2 days of satire and fun.:w00t:

    Thanks for a brilliant post and a great day!

  • Yikes -- you totally had me.

  • Even when I was brand new, I never made the mistake of entering the string "null" when I meant to set the field to NULL.

  • Mad Myche (4/1/2010)


    You actually had me worried for a moment.

    I have inherited some tables that use NULL as a 3rd value on Bit fields

    I hate when people do that.

  • Phillip - Texas (4/1/2010)


    So here I sit reading the replies.."ha ha you got me" etc. when all of a sudden, what? "...the index one was good one too." That was a joke?

    Recall the article about hunter gatherer? Throw out anything you find on the Internet that was keyboarded (as opposed to penned") on 4/1.

    What percentage of the content of a technical article gets read? I didn't see that part about "...do not use for any purpose...."

    Yeah, I also fell for the "PFC Acevedo, go get me the ID Ten Tango form, pronto!" bit too, 15 years ago. As a Sgt. I paid it forward and had others go find me a "box of grid squares."

    Happy Maundy Thursday.

    and if you'd been Navy, as your ship docked, you would have been sent to get fifty yards of shore line.

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