"Mature" is always a matter of definition. @=)

But, speaking as someone who used to work at...

Gotta laugh?? Says who?

Perhaps I prefer to chuckle or snort instead. (neener)

@=)

Bob,

Have you see the size of an Ostrich (or Emu) drumstick?

Those turkey legs they serve at Ren Fairs have nuttin' on the above!!! @=)

All right. Now I want to know what this fruit is. I'd LOVE to get off my asthma drugs. If all I have to do is eat...

:blink:

Okay, Roy. You're going to have to explain this one to me. How does bat meat help...

GSquared,

Might I suggest setting up a test lab or SOHO for yourself?

There are a lot of PCs you can get at clearance at local computer shops (or shows) or even...

Yikes! I knew I spelled that wrong.

Sorry, All. Chris's post is more accurate as to the spelling. Didn't mean to confuse anyone.

Isn't there some new food reality tv show where a guy goes in search of bizzare and TRULY exotic foods?

Gooey Duck anyone? (Never tried it myself).

Has anyone ever had Emu before?

Doesn't quite taste like chicken. @=)

Glad you enjoyed it, GSquared.

I won't say that certs are the only way to get a DBA job, but they definitely help those who come from different industries and have...

Unfortunately, Chrissy, you're going to have to make the time. But, if you want my spin on this whole situation (i.e., how I did it), check out the following...

Wow. I just found the main problem with the query.

I gave my co-worker a couple of CTEs which pull into temp tables. Unbeknownst to me, he decided to...

Actually, Grant, on my Google of the stuff, wikipedia said Lithium Bromide was used for bi-polar disorder too, which is probably where Chris's comment came from.

Weird. They feed this...

You're quite welcome. At least you've been working in IT. I had to come from a completely unrelated field. This means...

Wow. I'm WAAAAAY off. just googled it. It's air conditioning fluid.

I guess it beats freon. @=)