GilaMonster (2/11/2011)

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I'm going to be spending part of the weekend cutting down a prod database for restore in dev, on my laptop. There's not enough space in dev to restore...

I don't think he's deliberately being a troll. I think he's just being himself.

I'm hoping my last post makes him think about the way he's presenting himself.

Oh, good grief! <headdesk>

That is funny. @=)

Here's the amazon link, which isn't the same thing as the Kindle store:

http://www.amazon.com/Career-Guide-Your-Hell-ebook/dp/B004LROKH2

and

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=blue+kindoms%3A+Mages+and+Magic

The Convert() function allows you to format your dates in any method you wish. Look it up in BOL under the Transact SQL reference. It has all sorts of extensions...

nadabadan (2/10/2011)

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I wasn't arguing whether the question was bad or good, I was arguing against your inane post. Had I not seen your post, I wouldn't have posted on this...

I almost forgot to add my favorite Access activity. Creating new tables in Access that aren't in SQL Server (without telling anyone), than getting upset when another user deletes that...

But he's special. He has to be kept for the...

jeff.mason (2/10/2011)

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Sort of...

The people who have the license for Transformers only want...

Glad I could help.

GSquared (2/10/2011)

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Brandie Tarvin (2/10/2011)

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I've got two more short stories on the market in two new anthologies.

"Locke-Down" is another pirate story, now available in Blue Kingdoms: Mages & Magic.

"Another Day,...

Access, as a front end, has always caused problems as a straight .mdb linked database. At least, it has for me. The connection is always slow (not SQL Server's fault)...

Hey, guys. I just wanted to point out this non-SQL post of mine:

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1061974-61-1.aspx

It's scary when Gail has to qualify her work in South Africa as "Yes, we really do have technology." 😀

You have a nice voice, Gail.

EDIT: It's official! Gail is a...

Alen,

I honestly don't know at the moment. I'm not self-published. Other people (my editors and publishers) have been doing all the heavy lifting on formating, getting covers, etc. I'm not...