Forum Replies Created

Viewing 15 posts - 6,271 through 6,285 (of 9,714 total)

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Craig Farrell (3/17/2011)

    Annnnd, now I have an image of sheep storming the castle. I wonder if they fit their armor before or after sheerings...

    CRAIG!

    Stop giving me story ideas! I...

    March 17, 2011 at 11:30 am

    #1300108

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Tom.Thomson (3/17/2011)

    Jeff Moden (3/16/2011)

    That reminds me... I have to keep reminding my minions... "Pillage first... THEN burn.":-D

    Surely unless your minions are such extreme qermospodiaphiliacs that it distorts their perception they...

    March 17, 2011 at 10:05 am

    #1300045

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I could listen to Brian Knight talk about SSAS all day and still have to re-review all my notes to get half of what he's explaining to his class.

    I'm glad...

    March 17, 2011 at 9:56 am

    #1300030

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Kiara (3/17/2011)

    Referring to your own writing is just common sense. No different than reviewing your own notes on a topic. *Creepy* is when you google something that you don't know...

    March 17, 2011 at 9:54 am

    #1300029

  • RE: SQL Mail

    kd11 (3/17/2011)

    Ok, I'm using sp_send_dbmail but the if my maintenance plain is creating a text document with the date and a runtime as the name of the file how do...

    March 17, 2011 at 8:20 am

    #1299963

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Every so often, I stop and remember that I learn (or remember) things much better if I have to explain it or teach it to someone else.

    I thought about...

    March 17, 2011 at 7:38 am

    #1299936

  • RE: backup taking long time

    Ah, yes. The good old network backup. Actually, the bad old network backup.

    Don't use them. Make all your backups locally, then move them over the network. That way, if the...

    March 17, 2011 at 5:52 am

    #1299880

  • RE: SQL Server Conditional Join

    hector__21 (3/17/2011)

    Brandie Tarvin (3/16/2011)

    You can also put a CASE statement in your ON clause, forcing the code to make up a number or default to a value that will keep...

    March 17, 2011 at 5:39 am

    #1299873

  • RE: Importing Data from access Database backup

    I'm asking because your reply confused me a bit. Did my response actually help you out / answer your question? Or do still need this answered?

    March 17, 2011 at 5:25 am

    #1299869

  • RE: LINKED Server does not return all records.

    kashif.nadeem (3/17/2011)

    2) Production database or dev database?

    Production databases both LINKED SERVER DB AND THE ONE WHERE I HAVE CREATED LINKED SERVER.

    Okay. I can understand the Linked Server DB being a...

    March 17, 2011 at 5:23 am

    #1299868

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Donut

    March 17, 2011 at 4:57 am

    #1299864

  • RE: How to monitor multiple sql servers by a script?

    Grant Fritchey (3/16/2011)

    Brandie Tarvin (3/16/2011)

    There are a lot third party tools for sale that will monitor multiple servers, also. I believe both Imceda and Red Gate have software, along with...

    March 17, 2011 at 4:56 am

    #1299863

  • RE: SQL Mail

    GSquared (3/16/2011)

    Brandie Tarvin (3/16/2011)

    I'm not sure what you mean by "and the end". Could you clarify?

    Notifications on jobs are not related to job steps and not configured by step. They...

    March 17, 2011 at 4:55 am

    #1299862

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (3/16/2011)

    Craig Farrell (3/16/2011)

    GilaMonster (3/16/2011)

    I object, I'm a model of good behaviour

    well, compared to others on that list anyway...

    Isn't that like saying you're a 'nice' barbarian because you only...

    March 17, 2011 at 4:51 am

    #1299858

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (3/16/2011)

    Buck has clothing problems.

    TMI! TMI!

    Someone get me the brain bleach!

    :sick:

    March 16, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    #1299582

Viewing 15 posts - 6,271 through 6,285 (of 9,714 total)