Stefan Krzywicki (9/5/2012)

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"Root" is the proper pronunciation as Nat King Cole...

BTW, I shared Cat philosophy on my blog yesterday.

http://www.brandietarvin.com/2012/09/04/sql-server/life-lessons-from-my-cats/%5B/url%5D

Grant Fritchey (9/5/2012)

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Brandie Tarvin (9/5/2012)

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L' Eomot Inversé (9/5/2012)

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Brandie Tarvin (9/5/2012)

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/4/2012)

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OK, not my day. Not sure how to break the news here that this person is...

L' Eomot Inversé (9/5/2012)

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Brandie Tarvin (9/5/2012)

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/4/2012)

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OK, not my day. Not sure how to break the news here that this person is in way, way, over...

Let me get this...

jrichards54 (9/4/2012)

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Thank you all for trying to help me. Based on the last post I believe that you all are at the end of your rope and have no other...

Here's a new take on both plagarism and spam.

People have been posting comments to my blog that sound like legitimate comments, but are attached to the wrong posts (a...

Finished?

Jo Pattyn (8/30/2012)

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Chad, glad you read it differently, but I meant version B (teaching developers).

Like "You exceeded your network quota",please report to your system administrator to man the networkpump....

The code I gave you should give you sizes that you can add together without having to add each of the columns, Lynn. It grabs all the info into 4...

Posting because I edited the last reply instead of adding a new one so you'd get a notification...

EDIT: Lynn, I see index and session and task related DMVs, but none actually related to seeing the size of a row. I assume you don't have access to the...

Information_schema.Columns has the datatypes and sizes. The code I use is below, but it won't give you sizes for bits, ints, etc. You have to remember the whole Money is...

Jo,

Sorry. We went off on a tangent, as we are wont to do on The Thread.

Please let us know which version of the question you were asking and we'll...

dwain.c (8/29/2012)

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Jo Pattyn (8/29/2012)

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How to inform developers that there are still slow/congested networks out there? About select * from remotesnailnetwork.matter.listed.particle finding one specific particle without a where clause. QoS?

*edit* Not...