My coworker just sent me this:

BWahahahahaaha.

Brandie Tarvin (1/26/2015)

---

SQLRNNR (1/26/2015)

---

Have him do the trace for the file copy. If the file copy is also puking at about 80%, you can pretty much eliminate SQL Server...

SQLRNNR (1/26/2015)

---

When he looked at the trace, did your sysadmin take note of the packet sequence to see if maybe SQL Server received a packet out of sequence (it most...

David Burrows (1/26/2015)

---

Koen Verbeeck (1/26/2015)

---

GilaMonster (1/26/2015)

---

Sean Lange (1/26/2015)

---

Jack Corbett (1/26/2015)

---

Sean Lange (1/23/2015)

---

Oh lordy...I just handed a stored proc and was asked advice on how to make it faster....

HELP! I'm having a "restoring database from a NAS share" issue and the problem appears to be the server, not the NAS / network. Can someone stop by and give...

brendan woulfe (1/23/2015)

---

I had a client who took a database offline and deleted the transaction log file for one of their production databases (someone recommended they do this, and I...

GilaMonster (1/26/2015)

---

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/23/2015)

---

Sioban Krzywicki (1/23/2015)

---

GilaMonster (1/23/2015)

---

I haven't got any clue for a costume. Maybe cheat, buy a green hoodie and go as Arrow (but without a...

dwain.c (1/25/2015)

---

Brandie Tarvin (1/23/2015)

---

Have you tried recreating the proc without the versioning? (I.E. without the "; 1") and then executing it through your code that way? Then see if it...

Sean Lange (1/23/2015)

---

Oh lordy...I just handed a stored proc and was asked advice on how to make it faster. The proc is 3700 lines long, there are almost 200 parameters...

Have you tried recreating the proc without the versioning? (I.E. without the "; 1") and then executing it through your code that way? Then see if it still continues to...

SQLRNNR (1/22/2015)

---

Brandie Tarvin (1/22/2015)

---

Not at the moment. But I am going to...

Not at the moment. But I am going to Vegas in June....

Koen Verbeeck (1/22/2015)

---

Brandie Tarvin (1/22/2015)

---

So has Microsoft updated the exams to require you to type in T-SQL? Or is it still multiple choice options of code that looks identical but...

Koen Verbeeck (1/22/2015)

---

Brandie Tarvin (1/22/2015)

---

So has Microsoft updated the exams to require you to type in T-SQL? Or is it still multiple choice options of code that looks identical but...