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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (3/25/2015)


    spaghettidba (3/24/2015)


    What I find disturbing is the assumption that men are sexist and if they say they don't do that it's just "not-meing".

    That's certainly not what I said...

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  • RE: Variables, Sargability, and Indexes

    The only two things that changed in the Execution Plan was the complexity of my variable calls (expected) and the CompileMemory went from 256 to 240. Everything else is the...

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  • RE: Variables, Sargability, and Indexes

    GilaMonster (3/24/2015)


    Could we get a scrubbed query that matches the columns in the table?

    Sorry. I should have thought about that. Here it is.

    DECLARE @YrMo INT,

    @YrMoStrg CHAR(6) = (SELECT CONVERT(CHAR(6),DATEADD(m,-1,GETDATE()),...

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  • RE: Variables, Sargability, and Indexes

    djj (3/24/2015)


    Brandie,

    A side note not related to the problem. What if you use the following? @YrMoStrg CHAR(6) = CONVERT(VARCHAR(6), DATEADD(m,-1,GETDATE()), 112)

    Oh, will you please stop making sense? I...

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  • RE: Variables, Sargability, and Indexes

    Scrubbed table structure and execution plan attached. I have not included sample data yet because it will take a while for me to scrub it. Let me know if this...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    These are awfully flat jars.

    I love history. "We jousted on a pile of garbage."

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I think the point I was trying to make has been missed. Maybe I didn't explain myself very well, so I'm going to try again.

    I'm not trying to bash anyone...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Eirikur Eiriksson (3/23/2015)


    GilaMonster (3/23/2015)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (3/22/2015)


    Now where is the Crystal Ball?

    😎

    If you find it, I think this query can only be done if the WITH (CrystalBall) join hint is used.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1670606-391-1.aspx

    Thanks...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    xsevensinzx (3/22/2015)


    Speaking on getting hired and the job market, here is an interesting read:

    http://lifehacker.com/the-programming-skills-jobs-and-company-types-that-pa-1692152608

    Wait... 11-15 years of experience get paid less than up to 10 years of experience?

    That seems a...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    TomThomson (3/20/2015)


    Alvin Ramard (3/20/2015)


    Maybe it's time to reboot the server in which life is running.

    Oh God, would that mean I have to go back to square one and make all...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    So Scott Adams stepped into the gender bias debate and he has some interesting conclusions. I thought you all might like to read this.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    BWFC (3/20/2015)


    Brandie Tarvin (3/20/2015)


    I'm trying to figure out if this one is real or not. Anyone seen this? (click the link on the tweet).

    https://twitter.com/petercopters/status/578548234756485120

    It's real alright.

    Wow. Just ... WOW.

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  • RE: Legal / Illegal XML Characters list

    Paul Bradshaw (3/19/2015)


    The data is stored in an image column as a varchar string (not my design, not something I can change).

    I pull it out, converting it to varchar, into...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I'm trying to figure out if this one is real or not. Anyone seen this? (click the link on the tweet).

    https://twitter.com/petercopters/status/578548234756485120

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I am so proud of myself. I learned how to do substrings and get month names out of C#.net all by my lonesome today.

    Well, mostly. I had to have a...

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