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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
My systems are playing April Fool's jokes on me. We're having all kinds of "fun" this morning, the day after month end.
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RE: SQL excessive paging
Best performance trace template I ever had. Andy Warren gave it to me.
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RE: SQL excessive paging
Abhijit More (4/1/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (4/1/2015)
Quick questions, what is the max memory settings for the sql server, what other services are running on the server (turn off anything not needed!)?, are... -
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
GilaMonster (4/1/2015)
Crystal ball to aisle 3 please. Crystal ball to aisle 3.http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1673420-2572-1.aspx
Sorry. No crystal here. Just muddy, occluded glass. Would that help?
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RE: Passing sql Variable how to get this to work ? getting some error
Luis Cazares (3/31/2015)
What's the error? What are you trying to do?Luis, see Twitter convo link for a few more details. I made him post here because Twitter wasn't the place...
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RE: Passing sql Variable how to get this to work ? getting some error
Linking Twitter convo HERE.
As I said on Twitter, your use of LIKE is returning too many result sets. You need to switch that to a solid value (as in =...
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
GilaMonster (3/31/2015)
Nice attitude...if you had type this in the first place, then i would not have shouted... hehe
Thank you for your First informative reply.
Dare we ask which poster?
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
TomThomson (3/30/2015)
GilaMonster (3/30/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (3/27/2015)
Late to the gender bias thing as I've been skiing all week. Not to open wounds, but I liked this: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/blogs/databases-infrastructure-security/2015/03/18/women-in-technology/I think I'm...
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (3/27/2015)
Late to the gender bias thing as I've been skiing all week. Not to open wounds, but I liked this: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/blogs/databases-infrastructure-security/2015/03/18/women-in-technology/Thanks for point that out,...
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
So freaking tired. Have to be awake for DR exercise in middle of the night.
WHERE'S MY FREAKIN' EMERGENCY CHOCOLATE?
bleargh.
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
Luis Cazares (3/27/2015)
In a different order of ideas, I want to share with you my happiness.Starting on April 21st I'll be working in the US. I'll make a stop at...
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
Luis Cazares (3/27/2015)
GilaMonster (3/27/2015)
Luis Cazares (3/26/2015)
By the way, about the article that Gail posted where they mention a comic book cover. I found that discussion out of place.Yeah, that...
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
Eirikur Eiriksson (3/27/2015)
My Friday fun version:rolleyes:IF EXISTS (SELECT 1 FROM (VALUES(CAST(1 AS BIT))) d (n)) SELECT 1 FROM sys.all_columns X,sys.columns Y,sys.computed_columns ZAWESOME!!!!!!!
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
jasona.work (3/27/2015)
I hate Fridays around this place...Unless you've got some project going on that can be worked on when 50+% of the staff is off, you spend a good chunk...
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