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So this[/url] was in the Database Weekly and I found myself snerking about it.
I have to say that "hi" and "hello" are among my favs, for no real reason I...
June 2, 2015 at 5:27 am
Jeff Moden (6/1/2015)
Maybe it's just me. I might be getting too old for this business. I don't understand why people make such ridiculous posts.
Jeff, did you mean to...
June 2, 2015 at 5:12 am
Lynn Pettis (5/29/2015)
cunningham (5/29/2015)
May 29, 2015 at 3:54 pm
Ed Wagner (5/29/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (5/29/2015)
GilaMonster (5/29/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/28/2015)
Is there just one? If there's a separate one for VS Online, pass it over.Why? It'll only show clouds.
Ahhh.. My...
May 29, 2015 at 5:25 am
GilaMonster (5/29/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/28/2015)
Is there just one? If there's a separate one for VS Online, pass it over.Why? It'll only show clouds.
Ahhh.. My funny for the day....
May 29, 2015 at 4:18 am
Well, unless someone used DBCC Timewarp() on it, the last I checked there was only one. But then again, someone did say DBCC Timewarp() was outdated and being downgraded. I...
May 28, 2015 at 11:59 am
RTaylor2208 (5/28/2015)
Here is some good guidance on how to emulate job activity monitor programmatically:http://www.sqlmatters.com/Articles/Checking%20the%20status%20of%20SQL%20Server%20Agent%20jobs.aspx
The undocumented procedure xp_sqlagent_enum_jobs can give you out the result set that you can manipulate.
At first glance,...
May 28, 2015 at 11:16 am
ChrisM@Work (5/28/2015)
Ed has the crystal ball today, plus nerves of steel and the patience of a person with a tent guarded by a hippo..
I really wish someone would pass me...
May 28, 2015 at 11:13 am
Kyrilluk (5/28/2015)
May 28, 2015 at 5:50 am
Alan.B (5/27/2015)
Does the lack of deterministic causality invalidate quantum mechanics?
It Depends.
Alan, can I just say I adore you right now for putting this together. @=)
LOVE IT.
May 28, 2015 at 5:39 am
Eric M Russell (5/27/2015)
May 28, 2015 at 5:37 am
robert.sterbal 56890 (5/27/2015)
Is it good security to lose customers?
You seem to have two unrelated questions mushed together here. Good security technically has nothing to do with customer retention. It's how...
May 27, 2015 at 9:38 am
GilaMonster (5/27/2015)
Looks like I hit a few nerves with Sunday's editorial....
Here on the site? Or are you referring to the World Cup convo?
May 27, 2015 at 9:16 am
Just curious how many people on The Thread are World Cup fans. Cause... STUFF and MORE STUFF.
And I was wondering how y'all felt about it.
May 27, 2015 at 4:53 am
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