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Jeff Moden (6/3/2015)
Ed Wagner (6/2/2015)
Jack Corbett (6/2/2015)
Alvin Ramard (6/2/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (6/2/2015)
So long as no one brings up the whipped cream incident, everything should be fine.
What about the...
June 3, 2015 at 6:11 am
I am going to report ya'll to the USDA for pork chop abuse.
I just thought you should know.
June 3, 2015 at 5:49 am
Ed Wagner (6/2/2015)
rodjkidd (6/2/2015)
Ed Wagner (6/2/2015)
rodjkidd (6/2/2015)
Grant Fritchey (6/2/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (6/2/2015)
I have to say that "hi" and...
June 2, 2015 at 12:02 pm
So this[/url] was in the Database Weekly and I found myself snerking about it.
I have to say that "hi" and "hello" are among my favs, for no real reason I...
June 2, 2015 at 5:27 am
Jeff Moden (6/1/2015)
Maybe it's just me. I might be getting too old for this business. I don't understand why people make such ridiculous posts.
Jeff, did you mean to...
June 2, 2015 at 5:12 am
Lynn Pettis (5/29/2015)
cunningham (5/29/2015)
May 29, 2015 at 3:54 pm
Ed Wagner (5/29/2015)
Brandie Tarvin (5/29/2015)
GilaMonster (5/29/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/28/2015)
Is there just one? If there's a separate one for VS Online, pass it over.Why? It'll only show clouds.
Ahhh.. My...
May 29, 2015 at 5:25 am
GilaMonster (5/29/2015)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/28/2015)
Is there just one? If there's a separate one for VS Online, pass it over.Why? It'll only show clouds.
Ahhh.. My funny for the day....
May 29, 2015 at 4:18 am
Well, unless someone used DBCC Timewarp() on it, the last I checked there was only one. But then again, someone did say DBCC Timewarp() was outdated and being downgraded. I...
May 28, 2015 at 11:59 am
RTaylor2208 (5/28/2015)
Here is some good guidance on how to emulate job activity monitor programmatically:http://www.sqlmatters.com/Articles/Checking%20the%20status%20of%20SQL%20Server%20Agent%20jobs.aspx
The undocumented procedure xp_sqlagent_enum_jobs can give you out the result set that you can manipulate.
At first glance,...
May 28, 2015 at 11:16 am
ChrisM@Work (5/28/2015)
Ed has the crystal ball today, plus nerves of steel and the patience of a person with a tent guarded by a hippo..
I really wish someone would pass me...
May 28, 2015 at 11:13 am
Kyrilluk (5/28/2015)
May 28, 2015 at 5:50 am
Alan.B (5/27/2015)
Does the lack of deterministic causality invalidate quantum mechanics?
It Depends.
Alan, can I just say I adore you right now for putting this together. @=)
LOVE IT.
May 28, 2015 at 5:39 am
Eric M Russell (5/27/2015)
May 28, 2015 at 5:37 am
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