Can I get some help here from SQL 2012 peeps?

I'm about at my wit's end on this one.

Greg Edwards-268690 (6/18/2015)

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Brandie Tarvin (6/18/2015)

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/18/2015)

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jasona.work (6/18/2015)

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/18/2015)

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Those are good memories, but I'm glad we're past that.

Left the kids on their own...

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/18/2015)

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jasona.work (6/18/2015)

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/18/2015)

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Those are good memories, but I'm glad we're past that.

Left the kids on their own as my wife and...

O. M. G.

You MUST read this link here.

I'm in stitches here.

jasona.work (6/16/2015)

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So, been playing with using Extended Events to track use of deprecated features before we migrate to SQL2012. I'll admit to cheating and creating the session in SQL2012...

BWFC (6/15/2015)

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Apparently it was only filmed that way because Harrison Ford had eaten something that disagreed with him and didn't want to spend too long away from his trailer. ...

Ed Wagner (6/10/2015)

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djj (6/10/2015)

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Caught a stone on my way home with my new (to me) truck. Did not crack that day but I noticed it a week later. ...

Don't worry. We all do that (forget to switch brain on) sometimes. @=)

If you're not supplying one of those little white jackets that tie in the back, then no. I don't want help.

A cubicle...

Ed Wagner (6/3/2015)

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SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)

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There are a bunch of them by him. He...

Eirikur Eiriksson (6/3/2015)

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Luis Cazares (6/3/2015)

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Eirikur Eiriksson (6/3/2015)

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SQLRNNR (6/3/2015)

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Lynn Pettis (6/2/2015)

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SMH...

Why would the person who wrote the procedure ask on a public forum why his procedure is returning a value of...

Jeff Moden (6/3/2015)

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David Burrows (6/3/2015)

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Just one...

David Burrows (6/3/2015)

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Brandie Tarvin (6/3/2015)

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If UploadID is used for anything at all, I might make it part of a composite clustered index. But, as Tom suggested, make it a separate...

If UploadID is used for anything at all, I might make it part of a composite clustered index. But, as Tom suggested, make it a separate UNCLUSTERED PK first.

Or I...

BL0B_EATER (6/3/2015)

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Apologies if my following question is answered on a FAQ somewhere (if so - I cant find it) but what is the rule here regarding thread bumping? If the...