Yikes! Someone found my uncle's party room.

I'd been wondering where he and the cousins disappeared to. @=)

Grant Fritchey (9/8/2015)

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Alvin Ramard (9/8/2015)

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/8/2015)

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Jeff Moden (9/3/2015)

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Alvin Ramard (9/3/2015)

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Grant Fritchey (9/3/2015)

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Another funny one today. Provided a DMV and a link to the documentation. I was...

jasona.work (9/8/2015)

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What a *great* start to the week after a long weekend...

My work PC decided to create a new user profile for me, the only solution the support guys had...

rodjkidd (9/6/2015)

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But of...

SQLBill (9/4/2015)

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Brandie Tarvin (9/4/2015)

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I just came up with the great "customer friendly" metaphor for table contention.

One business unit wants to know why production report X was timing out, so I...

SQLRNNR (9/4/2015)

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Alvin Ramard (9/4/2015)

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SQLRNNR (9/4/2015)

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Alvin Ramard (9/4/2015)

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Sean Lange (9/4/2015)

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Alvin Ramard (9/4/2015)

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Brandie Tarvin (9/4/2015)

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I just came up with the great "customer friendly" metaphor for table contention.

One business unit wants to know...

Borrowing is fine. Just attribute it if you throw it in a blog or article.

Reported with a request to move this thread to a more appropriate forum. Articles Request is only for requests to create SSC articles.

I just came up with the great "customer friendly" metaphor for table contention.

One business unit wants to know why production report X was timing out, so I went around asking...

Ed Wagner (9/3/2015)

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Grant Fritchey (9/3/2015)

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Alvin Ramard (9/3/2015)

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Jeff Moden (9/3/2015)

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Alvin Ramard (9/3/2015)

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Grant Fritchey (9/3/2015)

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Another funny one today. Provided a DMV and a link to the documentation. I was asked "Is that...

Grant Fritchey (9/3/2015)

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Another funny one today. Provided a DMV and a link to the documentation. I was asked "Is that real?"

Nope. Just faked out the entire MSDN web site to...

I'm not quite sure what you mean by this, Luis. When I think of snippets, I'm thinking of code I reuse over and over, but generally I just save the...

Ed Wagner (8/31/2015)

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Sean Lange (8/31/2015)

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Grant Fritchey (8/31/2015)

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For the upgrade to 10, I think I'd suggest holding off a while. I'm seeing occasional errors: faulty_hardware_corrupted_page. From the Microsoft forums, quite a...

Ed Wagner (8/31/2015)

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TomThomson (8/30/2015)

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Just upgraded my toy to Windows 10 (MS had work to do to make it possible on tis hardware, so couldn't do it earlier).

It took a very...

I had a fun afternoon / morning of ol' fashioned data entry. Joyous!