Eirikur Eiriksson (1/20/2016)

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Alvin Ramard (1/20/2016)

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Ed Wagner (1/20/2016)

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/20/2016)

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This is, potentially, the longest thread on the Internet. I'm not sure I've seen anything continue this long, for...

Jacob Wilkins (1/19/2016)

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Eirikur Eiriksson (1/19/2016)

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GilaMonster (1/19/2016)

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*sigh* All but one comment on a blog post are of the form 'Did you try X?' 'Have you compared Y?' 'Probably should have a...

That is flippin' brilliant.

SQLRNNR (1/19/2016)

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BL0B_EATER (1/19/2016)

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SQLRNNR (1/19/2016)

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GilaMonster (1/19/2016)

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Talking about dressing up a CV, the last time I used an agency (well over 10 years ago), they sent me to an interview. At the...

Hugo Kornelis (1/19/2016)

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BL0B_EATER (1/19/2016)

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Oh sorry forgot to mention they also asked me who Paul Randal is / what a MVP is? ( Only because I put down my mentoring /...

And the joyous news of the day is no moving the corporate monitoring dbs over to our new servers because we own the servers so are expected to do our...

BrainDonor (1/18/2016)

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As the Testing forum doesn't appear to be the busiest area of this site - if anybody here has played with SQL Test I'd appreciate them taking a quick...

GilaMonster (1/14/2016)

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He's asking MySQL questions on a SQL Server site and appears to be about at the level of spelling 'SQL'. I won't be surprised if he asks "What's a...

Sl33py (1/9/2016)

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Sorry All, Different Timezone here in SA.

We pull ALL the data for our daily summary tables over every day for a full financial year from Micros, this goes...

There are a few possibilities.

1) Changes in the WHERE or JOIN clauses

2)...

Luis Cazares (1/8/2016)

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You mean like Phil Parkin,...

Alvin Ramard (1/8/2016)

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simon-hulse (1/8/2016)

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... Do you really think they are going to read your funny quips and hyperlinks to how to complete questions better ??? Are you that self-indulged ?

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Congratulations to several Threadzians for making MSSQL's Author of the Year, including Koen Verbeck and K. Brian Kelly. (The others I don't know as well).

rodjkidd (1/8/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (1/8/2016)

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Here's a funny. The notification algorithm sent me an email from askssc.sqlservercentral.com telling me that I'd been mentioned in someone's query. But I hadn't. What it was...

Here's a funny. The notification algorithm sent me an email from askssc.sqlservercentral.com telling me that I'd been mentioned in someone's query. But I hadn't. What it was triggering on was...