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  • RE: SQL Database comparison

    doug 40899 (9/22/2010)


    That table does in fact exist. Again, if I run the select query without the insert statement, it runs just fine. It's only when I include the "insert"...



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  • RE: GetDate() or CURRENT_TIMESTAMP

    I've yet to come across with any reason to not use GetDate() so I'm sticking with GetDate().



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  • RE: SQL Database comparison

    Does the table 'msbtotal.dbo.members' exist?

    The SQL logic requires the table and will likely throw that error if the table does not exist.



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  • RE: What Do We Need in SQL Server?

    chrisn-585491 (9/22/2010)


    blandry,

    I believe there is a space between Access/FoxPro and SQL Server that isn't being filled well.

    I believe SQL Server Express can fill that hole, for certain uses.



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - Editor (9/22/2010)


    GilaMonster (9/22/2010)


    Ran across this earlier, thought it appropriate.

    http://www.despair.com/cluelessness.html

    That would be a great image for this thread.

    Does that picture represent OPs' failed attempts at changing the light...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (9/21/2010)


    Shawn Melton (9/21/2010)


    I like this one:

    Knock Knock

    Who's There?

    sp underscore

    sp underscore who?

    spid1, spid2, spid3....

    I told that one at a dinner at the PASS Summit a few years ago (my second...



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  • RE: Error on DROP TABLE line in stored procedure defintion

    Try removing the "GO" from the procedure.

    You cannot use Go instead a stored procedure.



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - Editor (9/21/2010)


    Keep up the bad jokes and we'll likely get 30 a day 🙂

    A query walks into a bar, sees two tables and says: "May I join...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (9/21/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (9/21/2010)


    We now need 15.72 posts/day for 20k

    Gail needs 14.52 posts/day for 20k

    Currently I seem to be doing something like 20-25/day.

    There's been around 50 added to the Thread since...



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  • RE: Application not able to connect to SQL Server

    swethak13 (9/21/2010)


    I recieved the error message below from the application when tried connecting to the database using the credentials.

    Login failed. The login is from an untrusted domain and cannot be...



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  • RE: Convert ActiveXScript task

    Phil Parkin (9/21/2010)


    jani_shirish (9/21/2010)


    I am not good at vb

    can you suggest some way to achive this

    --

    Time to learn, or pay someone to do it for you.

    I have to agree....



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - Editor (9/21/2010)


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    Steve Jones - Editor (9/21/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (9/21/2010)


    I'm not impressed by anyone trying to look more important by using foreign words.

    Dees margarita ees bery, bery...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    CirquedeSQLeil (9/21/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (9/21/2010)


    I'm not impressed by anyone trying to look more important by using foreign words.

    Ah bon? Ca je pourais su. Eh bien, on parlera anglais pour...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - Editor (9/21/2010)


    Alvin Ramard (9/21/2010)


    I'm not impressed by anyone trying to look more important by using foreign words.

    Dees margarita ees bery, bery mooee bwane-o

    Muy bien.

    What kind of berries...



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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I'm not impressed by anyone trying to look more important by using foreign words.



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